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| "Cheese and Onions" by the Rutles (a parody of the Beatles' "I Am the Walrus", which is also a bit silly sounding)
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The Belly Button Song
The Boys in the Sink (Veggie Tales)
Mr. Lunt: Baby I know your eyes see right through my disguise
Boyz: (Larry, Jimmy, Junior): And no one can deny
Mr. Lunt: Baby that I’m the one whose love is no surprise
Boyz: And he can’t tell you no lie
Mr. Lunt: But there’s a secret I’ve been hidin’ I can’t keep it no more
Boyz: There’s this thing about himself he’s never told you before
Lunt: Baby!
Chorus:
Boyz: He needs to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don’t got a bellybutton
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Have you figure it out
He don’t got a bellybutton
Boyz: Bellybutton no, oh no no
Mr. Lunt: Baby please don’t squeal, just tell me how you feel
Boyz: ‘Cause his love is for real
Mr. Lunt: And if you went away, my heart would never heal
Boyz: So to you he appeals
Mr. Lunt: There’s something missing in my middle and it’s hard to ignore
Boyz: There’s this thing about himself he’s never told you before
Lunt: Baby!
Chorus
Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: You say your bellybutton’s missing, there’s no reason for alarm
It’s a common thing for gourds, it won’t do you any harm
You’re technically a fruit and with that much being said;
Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!
You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you’d have to know
It’d be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO
Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: Bellybutton
Boyz: Uh, uh
Mr. Lunt: a stylish something absent from my midriff’s décor
Boyz: There’s this thing about himself he’s never told you before
Lunt: Baby!
Boyz: He need to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don’t got a belly button
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Have you figure it out
He don’t got a belly button
Boyz: Belly button no, oh no no
Lunt and Boyz: No belly button!
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COOLTOWNSAM
7/1/07 12:57 A
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Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea
Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea
I'd go swimmin in the nudey, without my bathing suity
Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea
Oh I wish I was an air-e-o plane
Oh I wish I was an air-e-o plane
I'd go flyin through the air, without my underware
Oh I wish I was an air-e-o plane
Oh I wish I was a bottle full of pop
Oh I wish I was a bottle full of pop
I'd go down as a sluripe, come up as a burpie
Oh I wish I was a bottle full of pop
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap
I'd go slippin and slidin on your little hiney
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap
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SPARK4LIFE1
6/30/07 1:27 A
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| Boogie Woogie, Doggie and Kitty, something like that?
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Jose Quervo - Shelly West...
Well its sunday morning
And the sun is shining in my
Eye that is open
And my head is spinning
Was the life of the party
I can't stop grinning
I had too much tequllia last night
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Now wait a minute
Things don't look to familiar
Who is the cowboy whos sleeping beside me
Well he's awful cute
But how'd I get his shirt on
I had too much tequllia last night
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
All those little shooters
How I love to drink them down
Come on bartender lets have another round
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we're going to fly
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Everytime we get together
I sure have a good time
You're my friend, you're the best
Mi amigo(Tequllia)
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
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I don't know the exact words.. but... my father used to sing this to me when I did something stupid..
Me-Chelle, My belle, what the hell is wrong with you Michelle, my Michelle.
I know the real lyrics are in french I think, been many years but my brother still sings it to me often as we remember our father who recently (Feb) passed away from Pancreatic Cancer.
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1/2MARYHAS2GO
6/30/07 1:00 A
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Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
mutilated monkey meat,
french fried eyeballs swimming in a bowl of blood,
and I forgot my spoon!
gross! don't know why it stuck in my head
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XOINFLUENCEXO
6/11/07 7:51 P
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Telephone Man was so funny as a kid my g/f's and I would go around singing it...I also liked The Streak, Jaws that Dr. Demento did, Monster Mash, but my ALL time favorite...
Warewolves of London - Warren Zevon
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BAHADREAMA
4/24/07 3:53 P
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| I had to look it up and Dr Demento is still doing his radio show. You can listen to it and buy CDs at his website, drdemento.com
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Does anyone remember the telephone man?
hey lolly lolly... :)
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and we can't forget..
Oh yes they call him the STREAK!
and Ray Stevens!
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SHELL12367
4/24/07 3:45 P
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Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat...
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.
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I don't know if Dr. Demento is still active, but I remember listening to that show on the way to church some mornings!
How about the Witch Doctor song...
oo eeee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang....
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SHELL12367
4/24/07 3:42 P
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my favorite-
On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty as tasty could be,
And early next summer it grew to a tree.
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss.
It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball and don't ever sneeze.
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Weasel Stomping Day and everything else by Weird Al!
I used to watch HeeHaw with my family when I was a kid! I've sung the where o where song for my kids dozens of times!
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BAHADREAMA
4/24/07 3:40 P
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| I wonder if Dr Demento is still around?? I think he had some albums of the silly songs he played on his radio show
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I'm gonna hire a wino, to decorate our home,
so you feel more at ease here
and you won't need to roam
we'll take out the dining room table
and put a bar along that wall
and a neon sign that points the way
to our bathroom down the hall.
older country song, don't know title or who dunnit.
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SHELL12367
4/24/07 3:36 P
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| John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
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BAHADREAMA
1/29/07 9:54 P
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| Knackleflerg is on Velvet Gloves & Spit (1968). There is a nice 3 CD set of the UNI tunes remastered -- it is called Play Me. It has all the 1968 -1972 studio albums. (and there are a few other silly songs too -- like Gitchy Goomy and Porcupine Pie)
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JACKLYN2878
1/29/07 12:41 A
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| Tip Toe Through The Tulips
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I think they made a tape of those silly songs - I wonder if I can find them for my mp3?
They were FULL of double entendres - Like SNEAKY SNAKE!
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WILMAF1INT
1/28/07 9:55 P
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Wooly Bully - Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs 
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| BAHA - I love it - I'm not the only one! Now I'll have to find that Neil Diamond song!
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BAHADREAMA
1/28/07 9:34 P
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Hee-Haw!! I used to watch it with my grandparents.
Knackleflerg by Neil Diamond is a very silly song
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CURVESNCALI
1/28/07 9:33 P
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I was thinking of my grandmother and some of the 'old' shows she and my grandfather would watch. I started singing this silly thing...
"WHERE O' WHERE are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alonnnne. I searched the world over and thought I found true love...YOU met another and PPPTHT you were GONE!"
I know where it was from. Anyone else remember the show?
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