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So there's a clown, who's a cannibal, and he turns to his other clown friend who's eating, and asks.
"Doesn't that taste a little FUNNY to you?"
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TRIDELT1076
1/29/07 9:00 P
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OK, this is kinda dirty, but funny. I apologize if anyone is offended.
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel from his ship attached to his crotch area. The bartender serves him a few drinks and finally decides to ask him about the steering wheel. He says, "So, you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch? How's that going for you?"
The pirate replies, "Yar!!! It's drivin' me nuts!!!"
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BECCABROOK
1/29/07 8:45 P
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What did one math book say to the other?
Don't bother me... I've got my own problems!!
hahahahahaha!
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TANGO5617
12/19/06 2:01 A
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Did you hear about the sea-gull that had a mid-life crisis?
Yeah, he decided to give it all up, move to Tampa, and become a bay-gull.
(say it out loud)
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CUSTOMER: WIATER, THERE IS A FLY IN MY SOUP.
WAITER: DON'T WORRY, HE WONT DRINK MUCH.
:)
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