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My wedding day: I was extremely nervous and I wasn't listening to anything..... but, at one point, the justice of the peace looked at me for what seemed like seconds on end.... so, I thought that was my cue to say, "I do"... so, I nervously said, "I do..."
Turned out that he just finished asking, "Is there anyone present who rejects this marriage?"
(or words to that effect... I wasn't listening :P)
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| Walked into a huge gumball machine while walking through the mall.
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| Rushing around to have friends over for dinner, I finished showering and rushed to the kitchen to check on things. There sat my boyfriend and 2 other couples, seeing me in my birhtday suit.
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| I tripped & fell In front of alot of people at my church
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MAMA4DMKD
2/22/06 11:40 P
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| Water Broke in an not so private place! Lovely!
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i was in high school and decided to moisturize my hair.
what ever product i used did not wash out very well and my mother made me go to school looking as if i had washed my hair in wesson oil.
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SUNSHINEGAL_30
2/22/06 10:42 P
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I was in a hurry at work. So much in fact that I failed to notice I'd accidentally tucked the back of my skirt into my pantyhose.
These things don't just happen on TV!
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PRETTYWOMAN
2/2/06 1:31 P
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I remember a one time I was walking through our park and I daid not know that there was ice I slipped and fell flat on my back.
I got up laughing but hoped no one saw.
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| My first job interview at a school district.. just before I walked in, I tugged my suit skirt down and the slit in the back split half way up my backside...I still went in and the secretaries used little safety pins (from sewing kits) to pin me up! I didn't get the job, but I returned that suit the next day!!
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This happened a few years ago (I weighed about 105 pounds so not as embarassing as if it happened now. I came out of the restroom stall at the movie theater and was standing at the sink washing my hands when a young (not quite teen) girl told me my skirt was stuck in my underwear. The bathroom was VERY crowded, most of them were looking, and I was wearing a VERY short pleated skirt and a thong. Just thinking about it makes my face red still!!
I am thankful someone told me BEFORE I walked out of the restroom! (I wouldn't be caught dead wearing something like that now!)
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KARIJNTJE2U
1/18/06 2:04 P
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Oh this is so good...
I could say all those stupid things as a teenager or young adult... but the most horrifying thing and so embarrassing thing is sitting in the garden with my family-In-Law (my mother and father-in law's house) on garden furniture...you know those (i look sturdy for an elephant) plastic garden fold outs... I am the only "large Marge"in the entire group and it would be me who goes to sit down in the chair and it completely snaps like a toothpick sending me to the ground with a face redder then a beet! What is worse was everyone kept saying it could happen to anyone....
No it only happens to the fat girl!
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BUFFEDSTUFF
1/17/06 8:46 P
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| my first kiss we bumped teeth ouch
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| 5 years ago went to a water park and the top piece of my bathing suit fell off. My sisters baseball coach was there and he was filming the entire thing.
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SPARKROX123
1/5/06 3:27 A
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My "first time" i was rather young and thought my parents were gone...
BUT THEY HEARD THE WHOLE THING
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ALASKAN_MOM
1/5/06 3:18 A
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| getting caught having sex by the police,,lol
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| grade 8, farted in class, everyone in the classroom left but me.
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RUBYSLIPPERS
1/5/06 2:45 A
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| flashed my breasts to my boyfriend on the golf course ( very wooded area) but a guy on the next hole across from us saw me.
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| I was at a dance club and went down low and my pants split up the back, luckily I was with my sister who had a cardigan that I could wrap around my waist
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LITTLE-SASHA
12/30/05 9:57 A
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| I farted by mistake in the store and someone walked by!!! Ha Ha Stinky
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FREEDOMFNDR
12/30/05 12:10 A
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| I was 9 months pregnant and a friend of my husband's was staying with us for a couple of days. I had just gotten out of the shower and walked into the master bedroom with my huge 9 month belly, 9 month boobs and 9 month butt showing. Guess who was in the master bedroom helping my husband fix the cable. Hi there!
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