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Did you hear about the invisible man who married the invisible woman?
Yeah, their kids aren't much to look at either.

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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.


The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.


The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Last night I saw a movie with a happy ending. Everybody was glad it was over!

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I don't approve of political jokes . . . I've seen too many of them get elected.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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What has one head, four legs and one foot?

A bed.

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Hee, hee, hee!

What will happen if you eat yeast and silver polish for your bedtime snack? In the morning you'll rise and shine.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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The accountant could not get to sleep, so he tried counting sheep. THen he made a mistake and it took him all night to find it.

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chuckling...

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday, but not enough.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Show me a good loser and I'll show you someone playing golf with the boss.

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Why do the French like to eat snails? They don't like fast food.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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What does the winner of a race lose?

Her breath.

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w o w.



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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Exaggeration is a hundred, million, billion times worse than understatement.

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Remember how kids used to get their braces stuck together when they tried to steal a kiss? Well, now that they are all grown up and several decades have gone by, they get their CPAP hoses tangled!



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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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What do you use to fix a broken tomato?
Tomato paste.
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Have I ever had what before?

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The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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"Doctor, I think I am suffering from memory loss."

"Have you ever had it before?"

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Deja vu all over again!

Baby snake: Mom, are we poisonous?

Mom snake: Yes, son. Why?

Baby snake: I just bit my tongue.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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An optimist sees a glass that is half full. A pessimist sees a glass that is half empty. An engineer sees a glass that is twice as big is it needs to be.

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Ha, ha, ha! I can't remember the last time I had a donut. But there are some other things I should have left at the store.

"We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework." - Dog mom


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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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A Sparker leaves it at the store! emoticon

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An optimist sees the donut. A pessimist sees the hole. A realist eats it!

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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I am sitting here giggling at your last joke!!

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Q: What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

A: Diddly-squats.



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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Actor: A person who works really hard at never being himself.

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From Reader's Digest

For Mother's Day: My mom taught me . . . .

Logic: "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

Humor: "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me!"

Justice: "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like!"

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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The town I live in is so small, the road map is actual size.

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I KNOW cats are smarter than dogs. Have you ever seen eight CATS pulling a sled in snow?!?

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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What animal can jump higher than a house?

Any animal-- houses cannot jump!

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Cat to paper shredder: "Teach me everything you know."

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it is two tired.

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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

He was on a roll.



The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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My car radio only gets talk shows, no music. It needs a tune-up.
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I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him!

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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hahahahaha!

One worm to another: "Follow me, I know a restaurant where we can eat dirt cheap."

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Q: Where do ghosts like to go swimming?

A: Lake Eerie.


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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Two men played 5 games of checkers; each won the same number of games. How?

They weren't playing each other.

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I am sitting here laughing,,thanks!

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Cooking tip:

Any pan is a "no-stick" pan if you "no-cook" in it!


The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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4/12/16 6:50 A

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Cute!!


I just crossed a pastry chef with a soft drink.
What did you get?
Baking soda.

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Okay, I could not resist posting this one, too:

I wish I were a glow worm;
A glow worm's never glum.
'Cause how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum?

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Husband to wife: You are my sunshine. And by that, I mean you may have damaged me in ways I will not know about for years to come!

I don't think I have the pain symptoms that come with fibromyalgia, although I do not know that much about it. Chronic fatigue syndrome seems like a possibility to me. My older daughter and her husband live in Minnesota. When he was here for a visit about a week ago, he pointed out that when I go on Medicare in November, that will open up some possibilities for me to go to better doctors. I will have a very good supplement policy. He mentioned the possibility of my staying with them and going to Mayo if I can't get a reasonable diagnosis by then.

I am so tired it interferes with important things I need to do. Recently, Charles has actually had to drive himself to the ER a couple times because I was just not up to it! I used to go to all his appointments with him, but I don't have the energy any more. Bummer!

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Fibromyalgia??I have that..
Chronic fatigue syndrome?



A day without sunshine is like....night.

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Give a man a match, and he will be warm for a minute. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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I'm not so sure I have mono. I think it may be something with similar symptoms. I am 30 years older than the oldest people who are likely to actually have mono! And the symptoms have dragged on for years, not just months as is usual with mono. Gonna ask my doctor to consult with another doc.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Don't resent growing old--many are denied the privilige.

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Thank you! I hope the congestion clears up soon. It is making rest even more difficult

Q: What do you call and elephant that doesn't matter?

A: An irrelephant.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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I was so upset that you were sick, I forgot to post a joke!!

If you only had one match to light a kerosene lamp, fireplace, and wood-burning stove, which do you light first?

The match.

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Oh honey, I am so sorry that you both are pulled this way and that!
I am surprised that they let hubby come near you,,it is highly contagious. No kissing until this is over and down with!!LOL!
I am so happy that he is home though.
You sleep, maybe sit in the chair and do leg lifts or deep breathing, lift cans of soup. You want to keep the limbs and lungs exercised, even if slightly.
Rest is important, lots of green veggies.
I will pray that people really step up to the plate and help you both through this, I would if I lived near you. Hugs, and faraway kiss to you both

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Hee, hee, hee! Reminds me of "Give peas a chance!"

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

A: A meowntain.

Charles is home and feeling better but still needs prayers. I have an upper respiratory infection and could not even go pick him up when he was discharged from the hospital. A lovely friend from church went and got him. I had gotten sicker again. My new doctor also solved the mystery of my constant exhaustion and fevers. I have mono. So now I have to find some way to actually rest! Church friends are helping us a lot.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Save the whales:Collect the whole set!

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Glad you are feeling better, still praying for you both. Hugs!

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

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What season is it when you are jumping on a trampoline? Spring-time!

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Thank you for the prayers. I was some better this morning and was able to drive and visit Charles in the hospital. He is very ill, in the PCU, which is a step down from ICU. I have seen him sicker, but this is enough to scare me.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Both of you on my prayer list!!

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.--Elbert Hubbard

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Ha, ha, ha! You've got that right!

Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

A: It might crack up!

Please pray for my husband Charles. He is back in the hospital and is quite ill. I was too ill to drive, so had to call an ambulance.

Hope you have a blessed Easter!

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Life's golden age is when the children are too old for babysitters and too young to borrow the family car.

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Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies!

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The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Scientists have recently located the gene for military aptitude. They would have found it earlier, but it was camouflaged.

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