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Thank you! He is doing well right now, but he always needs prayer. (Me, too. Care-taking is no joke!) He had a heart cath on Friday to see if a different diagnoses would be more accurate. If I understand everything correctly, it did not give us any new information. We were hoping some changes in medicines might help, but probably not.

Well, a few days after Ole went to the doctor, he is laying bed. He only has a few hours to live now. All of a sudden, he smells something . . . something really good. Chocolate cake, his favorite. So he drags himself out of bed and goes to the kitchen and starts eating a piece of cake.

Lena comes in and says, "Ole! What are you doing? You're supposed to be in bed. Why are you eating cake? That cake's for the funeral!"

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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That is funny! Poor Sven!

How is the hubster doing? Still praying for him.

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The doctor tells Ole he only has a few days to live. Ole turns to his wife Lena and says, "Lena, promise me that when I die, you'll marry Sven Svenson."

"Sven Svenson?!?!" wails Lena. "But you've hated him all your life!"

"Yep," says Ole, "I still do!"

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Ole: I know the capitals of all 50 states. Just ask me one. You'll see!

Sven: Okay . . . . how about Pennsylvania?

Ole: That would be "P."

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Middle age is when you've meet so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watch dog?

A terrified postman!

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Many of us are at the :metallic age"--gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Mrs. Smith: "Were you nervous about asking your boss for an advance on your pay?"
Mr. Smith: "No, I was calm and collected."

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My cousin told his dentist that he had yellow teeth and asked what he should do. The dentist replied, "Wear a brown tie!"

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Three women went antiquing to get away from their retired husbands. One of them picked up a peculiar looking item and began to rub away the dust and rust. Whoosh! Out popped a genie! The genie said, "I am here to grant each of you a wish, but because I am an old-fashioned and sexist genie, whatever I grant you, your husband will get 100 times more."

The first woman, said, "I have always wanted a beautiful luxurious car to ride down the shore line." The genie said, I grant your wish, but remember, your husband will get 100 times more." She shrugged and said, "That doesn't seem fair, but, okay." "Your wish is granted," said the genie.

The second woman, said, "I would like I beautiful sprawling home with horse stables and domestics." The genie said, "I grant your wish, but remember your husband..." "Yeah, yeah, I know he gets 100 times more, okay," said the second woman. "Your wish is granted," said the genie.

The third woman has her hand to her chin and is staring off. "Ahem," the genie prompts her.
"Okay, I have it!" exclaims the third woman. "Your wish madam?" inquired the genie. She replies, "I want a teeny, tiny heart attack!!

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Why did the ocean liner sign up for an aerobics class?

It needed to get in shipshape.

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One of my favorites!!!!!

Sign in veterinarian's waiting room: "Back in five minutes. Sit. Stay."



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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog?

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Dentist: "You have the biggest cavity I've ever seen! The biggest cavity I've ever seen!"
Patient: "Well, you didn't have to repeat yourself!"
Dentist: "I didn't. That was an echo!"



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Sign in a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

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sign on a bank lobby: the buck stops here

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Sign on a maternity ward door: "Push, push, push!"

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Steering Committee: Two backseat drivers.

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Joe: "Another birthday...it's hard to grow old alone!"
Flo: "But you have your wife."
Joe: "Yes, but she hasn't had a birthday in fifteen years!"

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License Plate on a student driver car reads " I pray 2"

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Never trust atoms. They make up everything!

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

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What do frogs wear for a night out on the town?
Jumpsuits.

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I know a little pussy
her coat is silver gray
she lives down in the meadow
not very far away
although she is a pussy
she'll never be a cat
For she's a pussy willow
NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT!

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What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Sign at Acme Broom Factory: Rest Assured You Can Sweep Easy

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What is heavy forwards but not backwards? Ton.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Middle age has already arrived when the thought of doing weight-lifting exercises is enough to exhaust you.
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there were these ministers eating lunch at near by restaurant. Just for simplciity sake will will call the ministers Tom Dick and Harry. Minister Tom was very quiet than normal. Noticing this Minister Dick asked Minister Tom if anything was puzzling him. Minister Tom said. "Yes , I just don't know what to do. I am trying to find a way to make my whole congregation to be happy after they leave my service. Any suggestions? Minster Dick Good luck on finding that answer. But once you found it , let me know. Minister Harry said " all the members in my congregation happy1! " You Do " said the other two ministers. Yes said Minster Harry every one is happy i please them all aat every service." You do said the other two ministers. How do you do that?" I make half my congretation happy when I come into the servie and the other half of my congretion Imake happy when I leave the service.

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Why didn't the life guard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man!

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What do you get if you cross an automobile with a kangaroo?

A car that jump starts itself.

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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

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Why did the art collector keep his masterpieces in the vault?
To him it was Monet in the bank.

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He's back home and much better!

Patient: If I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Probably not, but it will seem longer.

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SORRY whITECAT...

Bud: "Dad, I had a little trouble with the car. There is water in the carburetor."
Dad: "I never heard of such a thing. Where is the car now?"
Bud: In the lake."

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What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URLogist.

(Doctors on the brain . . . Hubby back in hospital.)

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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They seem to in_CREASE every night!!

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Did you hear about the new craze for corduroy pillow cases? They're making headlines!

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Holy cow...!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is an empty coin purse always the same?

Because there's no change in it.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.

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Bonnie: "I used to wear tight jeans, but I stopped."
Barb: "Why did you stop?"
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Some thieves broke into my cousin's house and stole everything except the body wash, shampoo, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bums!

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How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? With a steak to the heart.

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Ditto, WHITECAT19, and hurrah for Charles coming home at last! emoticon

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Have fun and no regrets. Make memories and love without fear. Enjoy life because in the end, the journey is the destination.

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I know exactly how batteries feel. I'm rarely included in things, either.

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Charles felt so well today, we went to Walmart!


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How old you really are depends on how many birthdays you're still looking forward to.

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Yea Charlie!! SO glad you are home!!

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Daddy came home from playing golf. Little Jimmy said, "Daddy, Daddy! Did you win?" Daddy replied, "Well, it doesn't really matter who wins, but I did get to hit the ball more times than anyone else!"

Hubby is home from hospital! Doing much better.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist? "Don't take me for granite!"

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What does a baby computer call its father?

Data.

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Doctor to patient: "Good news! Your insurance company says you're feeling much better!

(Charles is feeling much better, but they are keeping him to try and adjust medicines.)

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?

I do share a lot of them with him! He enjoys a huge variety of jokes. He is still in hospital as of Thursday but may be able to come home Friday. Thank you so much for prayers!

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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What does a baby computer call its' father?
Data.


You tell hubby he is on the top of my prayer list,,You are next. Do you share funny things from here with him? Would it help him? I will bet he is the type that has a very dry sense of humor. Love it..

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it's just a soap opera.

Hubby is back in the hospital again! They seem like they are going to make a serious effort to get more fluid off. I hope so! Congestive heart failure is a progressive disease. It's possible that he may now be at a lower level of health as his "new normal." If that is the case, they will be limited as to what they can do. Of course, I am hoping that is NOT the case!

I will probably continue to be hit and miss on Spark.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Ted: "My car engine sounds cold."
Ned: "Perhaps you've got it in frost gear."

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If you've been fishing for several hours and haven't caught anything but an old rubber boot, you're still better off than the worm emoticon

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Anyone who says money cannot buy happiness just doesn't know where to shop.

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Why is a hen sitting on a fence, like a cent?

Because she has a head on one side and tail on the other.

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So, did you hear about the surgery nurse who was fired for being absent without gauze?

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I think part of the problem is that they never have enough beds. It is a VA hospital and is actually a good one. To go to another hospital, we would have to travel a long way, and it would be a less good hospital. We can't afford to take him to a non-VA hospital. Last night they put him in an ICU bed because there wasn't a regular bed available. But I think they got a lot more fluid off this time. Hoping he will have a period of decent health for awhile. His medical conditions are all chronic and get worse over time, but this has been an unusually high number of ER visits in a short time (6 visits in 2 weeks!).

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How is a tax bill like a sneeze? You know it's going to happen, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Are you sure you took him to the E.R. and not Walmart???????? Did you happen to see any Medical graduate certificates on the walls? Time to go to another hospital!! Scary.. REFUSE TO GO HOME!! HE can do that and ask for the Chief of Staff!! Chief of staff determines who works there and who does not. Demand to see chief of staff or you will not let him be discharged!!! That is C*R*A*P!

Speaking of hospitals, you need to seek treatment for that horrible pun about gauze!! Sooo bad...LOL!




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Well . . . he's back in the hospital again! They say only overnight, but I hope they don't send him home too sick again. That's what they did last week. This is six ER runs in two weeks! And two admissions. We are both worn out, and he is still sick. Ack!

Did you hear what happened when Dorothy tripped over Toto? She skinned her knee and had to have it dressed by the Wizard of Gauze.

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glad he is home...

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he'd lift the other leg, he'd fall down. emoticon

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Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.

(Making lasagna right now!)

(Hubby had to go back to ER Sunday night but seems better again. Thanks for prayers!)

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SO happy about your hubster getting home!! PTL!

What word of only three syllables combines in it, twenty six letters?

Alphabet.

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Did you hear about the convict who died just as he was being paroled? They put him in a halfway hearse.


Note: Hubby came home on Friday and is doing much better. Thanks for prayers!

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The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

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Father to son, Johnny: "Do you know what happens to liars when they die?"

Johnny: "Yes, they lie still!"

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Edited by: WHITECAT19 at: 6/13/2015 (10:24)
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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Mosquito: A small insect designed by God to make us feel better of flies.

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Thanks!

Did you hear that the hospital lab is recruiting? They're looking for new blood!

(Humor helps!)

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Of course, I will! Praying for the medical staff and for Charles..May he be calm, may his fears be gone and he be healed.

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My glasses got steamed up, and I don't know why. I'm just mystified.

On a serious note, please pray for my husband Charles. He is back in the hospital again. Visited the ER 4 times in 8 days. This time they decided to keep him for a bit. Thanks!

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The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

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That one really steamed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(And thirds!)

What did the bear say when he saw a pretty girl dozing in a hot tub? Mmmmm! Poached dish!

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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6/9/15 5:21 P

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Minutes at the table do not put on weight--it's the seconds!!!

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My friends think I'm a nut just because I like fruit cake.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Why are calendars so busy?

Because they have a date every single day!
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One of his shoes wasn't right.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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A mother told her son that his shoes were on the wrong feet. The little boy looked perplexed and said, "But they're the only ones I've got!"

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What do you call a small but strong pirate ship? A thugboat.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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