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Unfortunately for us, not far enough over that Hill.

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Old senators never die; they just go over the Hill.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

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Tom:"What's your son going to be when he finishes college?"

Tim: "An octogenarian, I think."

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LOVE these! Thanks for making my morning a little brighter everyone!

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What do you call a pig in a rickshaw? Pulled pork.

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Yup!

Criticism wouldn't be so hard to take if it weren't so often right.

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When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

(Are there even TV repairmen any more?)

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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You're over the hill when, instead of walking over and changing the TV channel, you spend 15 minutes looking for the remote.

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My high school music teacher got fired for making us read band books.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Probably from people tickling his ivories...
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My mate swallowed a key-board. Now he has irritable vowel syndrome.

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Ewwwwwwww,,,,, yoxi-booly!

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My cousin stared at his belly button so much, his boss promoted him to navel officer.

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Nudity: A one-button suit!

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Inflation, inflation . . . I went to buy a new comforter for the bed, and even down was up!

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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My yard is filled with drifts.. and snow piles and ice,,, and more snow...

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I hope these nasty old snow storms don't get so bad that they cause a continental drift!

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A taxpayer is a person who has the government on his payroll.

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But it's so quiet in the bowling alley that you can hear a pin drop!

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The one thing harder than sticking to a diet is keeping quiet about it.

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And the tailor is in stitches over your joke!

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That joke is "tailor-made'!

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A P.I. trailed the lawyer after court was out. He had to follow suit.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Judge: "Have you ever appeared before this court in any other suit?"

Lawyer: "Why, yes--the navy pinstripe."

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If your doctor is a quack, you have every right to duck her on the bill.

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True story. I am 53 and came down with mastitis in one breast. Went to the OBGYN (who is a new Doc to me) to get antibiotic. She was taken aback that I had it at this stage of my life. She asked, "are you breast feeding?" I laughed and said, "I have a 28 yr old son." She looked at me completely straight faced and said..."don't you think it's time you weaned him?" I about fell of the exam table laughing.

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Why is the figure "nine" like a peacock?
It is nothing without its' tail.

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My stuffing didn't taste right, so I got some sage advice.

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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

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One of our cats is a "nurse" cat. She always knows when someone is sick and stays close and comforts them. When my husband got home after nearly a week in the hospital, she snubbed him for awhile. She does not like it when one of her humans disappears for too long. I think she was "jealous" because he let some other nurses care for him!

Cats rule!

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While dancing this morning, I picked up my cat's string toy and got her to dance with me. For a few minutes, then she stopped looking at the string and starting looking at me. Very strangely. At the end of the song, I stopped, and she tore out of the room, stopped just past the doorway, turned around and sat down and watched me. When the music started again, so did I, and she went and hid. I have been judged insane. By my cat.

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I had the same attitude when my OB-GYN asked me if I wanted to keep one ovary when having my total hysterectomy.I was 41, going through a divorce, lost an aunt to cancer, was working three jobs, going to school full-time and raising my daughter alone. I told the doc(and he loved it) "Hey, if your radiator blows up, why keep it under the hood, get it out of there and go on, knowing it won't happen again!" He did.


I am toe-tally thrilled that Mr. Whitecat is doing better. Keep him walking to get that circulation going.. no more digit problems!!!

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I'm so sorry to hear about your friend! Charles wanted to put off going to the hospital until the next morning when we discovered how bad the toe was looking. I talked him into going right away. Now he is very glad he did.

They finally did the surgery on Monday. The podiatrist did it and took only the toe. The other doctors were talking about taking half the foot. That may happen some day, but did not need to happen now. They actually let him come home Tuesday, and he sees the podiatrist again on Friday.

Charles had a blood infection some years ago and had a pic line for several weeks. It was pretty scary. He nearly died several times that winter, even coding once during a heart procedure. His dad and I were in the waiting room, and it was after hours. He was the only patient being worked on, so when the code was called, we immediately knew that it was Charles. We prayed and prayed. I thought I was a widow, but he pulled through.

Anyway, his attitude has been great during this whole process. Now he says he is going to change his name to "Charlie Nine-Toes." He will become either a mobster or an Indian Chief. He has been inviting friends on Facebook to offer jokes. One of them said they would call a toe truck for him. Another advised him not to go into the canning business because nobody would want to buy toe jam. I am thinking maybe he should invent a new game, "Tic-Tac-Ninetoe." Or perhaps "Tic-Tac-Missing toe." At least if he injures his big toe again, it will be easier to wrap the bandages around it.
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Just as long as they keep him on heavy duty antibiotics while they are f-rting around..My dear friend died at age 43 from blood poisoning when she stepped on a piece of wood and the splinter got infected,,she died suddenly in the car on the way to her daily IV treatments for it.
Sepsis goes right to the heart. She was a brittle diabetic.

Still praying for them all...

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A feather dancer was rushed to the ER. Her boa constricted her.

Foxworthy is so funny!

Where's everyone else? Has our horsie escaped from her pasture? And the others . . . ?

We still do not know when hubby's surgery will be. The doctors are now fighting about how much to amputate, as well as when and who will do the surgery.
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The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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haha!! I literally JUST heard that on my Jeff Foxworthy cd..one minute ago..

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How about his other toes?

They delayed his surgery. The doctors are in a "tinkling" match about who should do it! emoticon

He has also been telling the following joke to everyone who comes into his room. He is a Hillbilly, so he is allowed to tell it!

Q: Why do forensic scientists have such a hard time identifying murder victims in Kentucky?
A: Because none of them has any teeth, and their DNA is all the same.

Thanks for prayers!

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The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

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Oh Sweetie, you have my prayers. What a character he is!!

Tell him to write "keep" on each of his fingers before surgery..

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Okay, guys, I need prayer for my hubby. He is in the hospital waiting for a toe to be amputated. He has a bad infection. My joke for today comes from him. He has been telling all the doctors and nurses that he hates to lose that toe because now he will not be able to count to twenty!

Hubby is a favorite with the nurses. I wonder why?

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The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Remember the good old days when a juvenile delinquent was a boy who played the saxophone too loud? emoticon

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The squirrels in my neighborhood are all on vacation. They are staying in The Nutcracker Suite.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Middle Age is when your memory is shorter, your experience longer, your stamina lower and your forehead higher.

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If cats could read, they would paws after each claws.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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A three legged dog walks into the saloon and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my PAw." : )

If you don't accept yourself, you won't live fully, and if you don't live fully, you'll need to get full some other way. Victoria Moran


Be Yourself. Everybody else is already taken. -Oscar Wilde

Take one second of one minute of one day at a time.

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Grocery store Manager: "I'm sorry, we're not interested in buying your natural honey."

Farmer: "Fine, I'll take my buzzness elsewhere!"

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We went to a Chinese buffet with free wi-fi down by the beach. It was called the Baudwok.

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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What did Cinderella wear to the undersea ball?

Glass flippers

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The ice at the skating rink is all hacked up. I think the maintenance crew is slipping up.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Icicle: A stiff upper drip


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Why shouldn't you ask a podiatrist for conversions to metric? He only knows feet!

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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When it comes to getting a suntan, ignorance is blister.

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I gave my brother a $3 box of chocolates for Christmas. He just gave me snickers in return.

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Personnel Manager: "I see that your birthday is on the 13th of September. May I ask what year?"
Applicant: "Every year."

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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

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When it comes to joking about desserts, you really take the cake!

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Little Sister: "Johnny, if you eat any more, you will burst!"
Johnny: "Well, pass the cake and get outa the way!"

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Here's my "pome" for the day:

To the tune of “This Is My Father’s World”

There are kitties everywhere;
And they’re great beyond compare.
They’re very nice;
And they kill fake mice.
They’re the best kitties anywhere!
They love to leave their fur
On our lovely furniture.
You know that’s why they call it FURniture;
That’s where they curl up and purr.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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What does an invisible baby drink?

Evaporated milk.

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Hee, hee, hee! And then go have a piece of shoe fly pie!

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Sign in Acme Sneaker Company: Tie Us,You'll Like Us!
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If you don't understand muses, go to a muse meant park.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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I understand they are hard to find!!! emoticon

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I was going to buy a camouflage outfit, but I couldn't find one.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Also WHEN you are going!!!! LOL emoticon

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A relief map shows where the restrooms are. (That way, you always know where you are going!)

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Most people would rather look backward than forward because it is easier to remember where you have been than to figure out where you are going.

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My neighbor just has too many dogs. He's suffering from a roverdose.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Why is one polar bear attracted to another polar bear? Animal magnetism.

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When the fog lifts, it won't be mist.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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A young woman was driving in the snow when she remembered her Mother telling her, "If you have to drive in the snow, follow a snow plow." A few minutes later, she saw a snow plow and started to follow. After an hour, the snow plow stopped. The driver got out and walked back to the woman's car. He said, "Lady, you can keep following me if you want, but I have to go across the street and plow the Wal-Mart lot next!"



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Mother: "Why were you kept after school today, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Teacher asked us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness', and I turned in a blank sheet of paper."

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Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

forgetting what lies behind and reaching forward to what lies ahead,I press on .....
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Yes-siree! We are owned by two cats!

The small door is for the cats. The large door is the servants' entrance.

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emoticon Did you know?

DOGS have Masters. emoticon

CATS have Staff! emoticon

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Jesus take my life and lead me on.

Have fun and no regrets. Make memories and love without fear. Enjoy life because in the end, the journey is the destination.

"At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us." -Albert Schweitzer


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I think that study is directly related to the study about males who died from blunt force trauma from bathroom scales to the head. emoticon

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