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They sound like redneck defs!!

Where does a rottweiler sit at the movies?
Anywhere it wants.

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Interesting medical definitions:

1. Artery - Study of fine art
2. Bacteria - Back door of a cafeteria
3. Coma - Punctuation mark
4. Dyspepsia - Difficulty drinking Pepsi
5. Liposuction - A French kiss


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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Haha!! When I first read it, I thought it said "too many crabs'!

We.re not supposed to be perfect. IF we were, they would not make pencils with erasers.
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What do you call a bug that can't have too many carbs? A diabeetle.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Remember: Quality is not quantity. A dung beetle lays more eggs than an organic hen.

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Mine takes the calories away..

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1/28/16 6:16 P

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Say, I've been thinking . . . if we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

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The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Hearty-har-har!!

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Let's go out tonight.
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Okay, so it's not my turn again yet, but when I saw this one, I just had to post it:

A little boy was leaving the doctor's office and reached for a sucker from the receptionist's desk. The receptionist said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Your parents' insurance does not allow for you to grab a sucker on the way out!"

Seemed to resonate with a certain blog I read recently!

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Where my daughter lives, it gets so cold they can't eat with metal cutlery. Otherwise, their forks and spoons stick to their tongues all day.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Remember "smell-o-vision"? Henny Youngman said he tried it once, but he couldn't understand the movie because he had a cold.

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Carry a feather duster with you wherever you go. I twill bring only happiness--if you cannot find someone to tickle, at least you will be able to do their dusting.

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1/24/16 6:37 P

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Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothing brush?

A: One crushes boats; the other brushes coats.


The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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People who say it cannot be done are often interrupted by the person doing it.

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That one is so cool!!



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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully.

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Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

A: An abdominal snowman.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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What is green and jumps a lot? A frog with hiccups.

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Oh no, that was just corny, not stupid!! emoticon





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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.

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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. unknown

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Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?

A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze.


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A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!

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My film ran out decades ago!

Hubby Charles told me this one:

"If you want to find out who loves you best, lock your wife and the dog in the trunk of the car. Then, when you open it up, see who is happy to see you!"

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Everyone has a photographic memory--it's just that some of us have run out of film.
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Winter. The days of shovelry.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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If it is zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?


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Giraffiti (n): Vandalism, spray-painted very high.

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Memory is the key, but only if you can remember where the lock is!
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What's an ig? A snow house without a loo!


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I know it got below 20 here last night, but not sure how much. Where my daughter lives (near Minneapolis), they have had sub-zero weather a lot. She is wishing her company would relocate to Denver! emoticon


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The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Whitecat: It sounds like you got home just in time to miss the two storms we had here,, We got another two inches of snow this morning! IT is about 13 degrees now.

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If you get into a taxi and the driver goes backwards,would the driver end up owing YOU money?

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What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T.

Had a great time visiting family. My brother and sister-in-law's place in Michigan is beautiful. Us oldsters dog-sat all the dogs while the young adults went to Chicago to celebrate New Year's Eve. We had fun walking the dogs and then going to bed before midnight.

Unfortunately, I was exhausted and had chills and fevers for a week after I got back. But I don't regret going!

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What gets wetter, the more it dries?
A towel.

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Here's one I remember from the Red Skelton Show:

Two seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliff

Heathcliff comes walking up to Gertrude. Gertrude says, "Where have you been? We were supposed to meet here hours ago!"

Heathcliff replies: "It was such a nice day, I thought I'd walk."

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I live in California. Did you know they call this "Granola Land?" That's because what's not fruit and nuts is flakes.

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A famous TV star was recognized by someone on the street. "Didn't I see you on television last night?" asked the passer-by.
"I'm sorry, I don't know," replied the star. "When I'm on TV, I can't see out."

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What's black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.

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Bon Voyage ! Stay safe and take pictures!!

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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.


My sister and I are going to visit family this week, so I will not be on Spark much.

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Where do pianists go for vacation?
Florida Keys

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Why don't the big cats in Africa play cards? Too many cheetahs.

(Maybe one of the cheetahs is named Robert!)


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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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2 men, Robert and James, applied for an engineering position. They both had the same qualifications and they were asked to take a test by the department manager. When they had both completed the test, both men had missed just one of the questions. The manager went to Robert and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give James the job."

Robert said, "But why? Both of us answered 9 questions right. I believe I should get this job, especially since I've grown up in this town and James just moved here."

The manager said, "We made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed.”

"How could one incorrect answer be better than the other?," asked Robert.

”Simple," said the manager. "James put down on question #5, 'I don't know', and you put down, 'Neither do I.'"


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Q: Can a cat play patty-cake?

A: Pawsibly.

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Patient: "Doctor, I'm afraid of Santa.
Doctor: "You have Claus-trophobia."

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25-year-old Carol went to the mall and wanted to sit on Santa's lap. Santa didn't usually take requests from an adult, but Carol smiled so sweetly, he decided to make an exception. "What would you like for Christmas?" he asked. She replied, "I want you to bring something for my mother." Santa said, "That's awfully thoughtful of you! What should I bring?" Carol said, "A son-in-law!"

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Today is the day I must be decisive. At least I think so.

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Ok. Whitecat, that should be illegal!!Soooo bad!!LOL

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Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha!!!

Tom walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
A guy at the bar asks him, "What's his name?"
Tom says, "Tiny."
The guy says, "Why's that?"
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0 and 8 are walking in the desert. The 0 turns to the 8 and says, "You must be hot with that belt on."

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Lawyer: What are you charged with?

Defendant: Doing my Christmas shopping early.

Lawyer: That's not illegal! How early were you shopping?

Defendant: Before the store opened.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
Only one of them is organized.

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hahahaha!
Most people are pessimists. When things go bump in the night, how many of us think it might be an undercover philanthropist on a secret mission to redistribute her wealth?
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This one is in honor of your weather:

What's worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis.

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What a fine thing experience is! It enables us to recognize a mistake every time we make it.

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What goes, "oh, oh, oh?" Santa walking backwards.

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Why did the traffic light turn red?

You would too, if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake.

(Believe it or not, we have actually seen snow going up! We were looking out over a cliff at the Red River Gorge, and there was a snowstorm going on. Because of air currents in the gorge, the snow was going up!)

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The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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What is the opposite of Cock-a-doodle-do?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.

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Q. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. "Oops! I broke it!"

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“What’s a hipster?” asked my four-year-old cousin.

“Someone who will wear something just to look different,” I said. “They’ll often buy clothes in thrift shops and wear thick glasses.”

“Is Grandma a hipster?” he asked.

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haha.. ICK.
First Roman soldier: "What is the time?"
Second Roman soldier: "XX past VII."
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What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

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"Why are my arms so weak. It's like I did that push up last year for nothing.~~Tina Fey

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Two penguins are standing on an iceberg. One said to the other, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo."
The other penguin said, "Who says I'm not?"


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What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats.

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That is SO funny!!! Thanks, keep them coming,, I love them.

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Convex.

Convex who?

Convex go to prison!

Shows how old I am...I don't think knock knock jokes have been around for a LONG time.


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The reverse of stressed is desserts.

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Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?

He forgot to pluck the feathers.



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Age: Something to brag about in your wine cellar and forget in a birthday reminder book.

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hi i'm new . looking forward to getting to know you & learning my way around .
i have problems with motivation.

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i'm married 41 yr. we have 4 chikdren . 5 great grand k(2 girls and 3 boys. also 3 great great kids 1 girl 2 boys .


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Both of them Very funny!!

Why is a lollipop like a horse?
Because the more you lick it, the faster it goes!

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Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops

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Thanks for the first laugh of the day! Actually laughed out loud!

Grateful for each new day, each new challenge.


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"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds, if vegetables smelled like bacon."
Doug Larson

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The most lovely sound in the world is that of an alarm clock--announcing a new act in lifes' great adventure.

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Farmer: "And this is a dogwood tree."
Tourist: "How can you tell?"
Farmer: "By its bark."

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Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs



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A life without worldly ambition is like a fish without a snorkel.

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What sound does an astronaut turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

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Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further.

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What kind of car would a Pilgrim drive? A Plymouth.

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If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth!

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First Cow: "What do you think of this mad cow disease?"
Second Cow: "What do I care? I'm a helicopter!"

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What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.

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Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That is where the fruit is.

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10/19/15 8:58 P

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Did you know that artificial knees and hips were developed using a joint project?

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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10/19/15 3:31 P

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Middle age is when the hardest things to raise in your garden are your knees.

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10/18/15 3:55 P

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My cousin choked on his all-day sucker. He was lolly-gagging around.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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