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Did you hear about the cat who ate cheese so he could peer down mouse holes with baited breath?

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Tickling a mule will get his attention, and you will get a kick out of it, too.

WhiteCat, I have this picture of you out in the chicken coop, tickling the hens.


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I was in a big hurry, so I scrambled to make eggs for breakfast.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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The digital age hasn't redefined etiquette. In many ways, it has eliminated it.

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I have a fear of needles. They get under my skin. emoticon

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Why are dollar bills and other paper money so nice to handle? Because they are tender.

Pickie, would that taking off weight were so easy!

WhiteCat, Thanks for the comment about the needle(s) of a pine tree. Also, what would it mean to an acupuncturist if you said "put down your needle?"


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Why did the overworked employee tear off part of his calendar?
He wanted to take a few days off.

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Golfer(far in the rough) : "Hey, caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch?"
Caddy: "It isn't a watch, sir; it's a compass."

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Not a profession, but how about a pine tree?

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Put down your needle:

To a disk jockey
To a seamstress
To a physician
To a heckler

No particular joke or message-I heard the phrase on the radio, and started to think of what it would mean to different professions that use needles. Are there others that I missed?


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That one was a dirty shame....

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Grumpy diner: Waitress, this coffee tastes like mud!
Waitress: Well, it was just ground this morning.


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The dessert chef at our favorite restaurant was brilliant. She graduated Pie Baker Kappa.

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The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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When should a baker quit making doughnuts?
When he gets sick of the hole business.
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My cousin was an electrician's apprentice. He made some mistakes, so Aunt Millie grounded him!

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Braggart #1: My dad makes a whole wallet of folding money every day.
Braggart #2: That's nothing! My mom makes whole baskets of folding laundry every day!

Pickle, I am an apprentice in the presence of my masters.


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Jack: "Was it hot where you spent your vacation?"

Jim: "Was it ever! There were not trees and we had to take turns sitting in each others' shadow!"

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A tightrope walker loves being on-line!

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

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Oh Tennesee Walker, how COULD you??????????? emoticon emoticon

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Did you hear the one about the rabbit that doused himself with anesthetic so he could be the Ether Bunny?


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Remember when we kept notes in our Palm Pilots? Now we have thumb drives. What's next?

LOL! I know some cats who would like me to take my laptop for a run, and leave it there!



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If you take a laptop for a run, you could jog your memory.

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LOL!!!

GOD BLESSINGS TO EVERYONE. MAY GOD BE WITH YOU ALWAYS. HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEK. TAKE CARE.


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My neighbor was jabbed in the back with a set of keys. Then his back locked up!

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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I apologize in advance for this baby:

Acupuncture: A jab well done.

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What you can buy for a dollar these days is absolute noncents.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

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If you use just a letter s, without the two cross-marks, in front of 1.00, is it a bare-ess dollar?


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If you dialed the wrong person on skype, would you call it a skypo?

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"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."

- Anonymous


The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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A will is a dead giveaway.

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Doctor to patient: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac."

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Darwin never finished the theory of evolution because it was always changing.


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Q: What kind of bug surfs on tsunamis?

A: Tsu-Tsu Flies!

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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A professor discovered that his theory about earthquakes was on shaky ground.

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"We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress."

- Unknown

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Why is a schoolyard always larger at recess? Because there are more feet in it.

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I really liked the one involving the monk. It seemed very true without criticizing in a negative way. Some say that Laughter is the best medicine, i say if laughter fails then get yourself a strong ladder... you can only go upwards if you hang on, if you let go, then depression takes hold of you. emoticon


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"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."

- Herbert Henry Asquith

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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I like that one a lot!

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."

- Bob Hope

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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You're over the hill when your joints buckle and your buckles won't.

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"I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."

"I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house."

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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How do you make anti-inflammatory? Ask her a political question.
How do you make anti-pyretic? Give her a box of matches.

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How can you make antifreeze? Hide her woolen pajamas!

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"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." - Mark Twain

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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true story: I was shopping today, and I saw country-style ribs - boneless. After seeing those boneless ribs, I had to go to the medicine aisle and buy myself the biggest bottle of aspirin on the shelf.


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"Santa Clause has the right idea . . . visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge



The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Teacher: "Every day we breathe oxygen. What do we breathe at night?"

Willie: "Nitrogen."

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"The secret to a good sermon is to have a good beginning, and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible." - George Burns

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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Why do raptors spit? Because they're hawkers.

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Why do ducks dive?
They must want to liquidate their bill. emoticon

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Have you ever tried honeymoon salad? It's lettuce alone.

The Lord upholds all who fall, and raises up all who are bowed down. Psalm 145:14

A monk was once asked: What do you do there in the monastery? He replied: We fall and get up, fall and get up, fall and get up again. - Tito Colliander

The Jesus Prayer helps to lift the whole life, body and soul, to a level where . . . the world is sought and known in the beauty of God, not God in the beauty of the world. - Mother Maria of Normanby


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The first stage of the marriage is the honeymoon, followed by the honeydew stage. And when you have babies, you might change enough diapers to think you're in the honey-dipper stage. When you have teenagers, it's the honeycomb (your hair) stage.


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