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Thanks! Good one.
Central time zone
This is funny to be sure
Every time I rely on Jesus He never lets me down.
Faith + grace = salvation
Read that one outloud to my hubby. So thanks for the giggle.
3/31/12 Trailbreaker half marathon 13.1 miles in 3 hours 13 minutes
4/20/13 Neighborhood Watch 5K 39:17.6
10/5/13 5K Grace Pet Fest 38:47.6
12/1/13 Secret City Half Marathon around 3 hours and 4 minutes
4/19/14 Butterflies for Hope 5K for Lupus 39:23.8 (I hurt my back a few days before, and though it was my first official 5K with some jogging, my back hurt, so was very slow.)
thanks for the giggle
Brown Deer, WI
leader of Weight Watchers Support team - leader
Love it...thanks for the laugh!
Coming from a good Irish Catholic family, this struck my funny bone!!!
THE WIT OF THE IRISH
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.
The conversation went like this:
''Good morning. This is Sergeant Flannagan. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day to your good self. This is Father O'Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. There is a donkey lying dead right in the middle of my front lawn. "
Sergeant Flannagan, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment and then Father O'Malley replied:
"Ah, to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
You cannot control the wind but you can adjust ,your sail.
New Berlin. Wisconsin USA
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