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5/29/09 11:40 P

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LOL!

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5/29/09 3:45 P

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emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon That's a good one.
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Edited by: WALKFAST11 at: 5/29/2009 (15:45)
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5/29/09 1:03 P

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Sneaky punchline! Who knew it was going to be a lawyer joke when it started out! emoticon emoticon

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5/29/09 12:15 P

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As a mother of an engineer and lawyer, it was great fun. They will enjoy the laugh.

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5/29/09 10:45 A

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funny!

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5/29/09 7:25 A

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Please do, Judith.




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5/29/09 12:38 A

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Oh, that's bad! LOL Funny, but bad. (Wonder if I should share this with the attorney I work for???) emoticon

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5/28/09 8:26 P

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Engineer in Hell
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"






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