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Striving for progress, not perfection.
A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse.
Stephan Dolley, Jr.
Endurance and persistence will be rewarded.
Everything you are against weakens you, everything you are for empowers you.
"Being overweight is hard, losing weight is hard, maintaining a healthy weight is hard. Choose your hard."
That's a good one.
Edited by: WALKFAST11 at: 5/29/2009 (15:45)
Life is so short live it to the fulliest!!!!!!!
" Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in you own skin. that, or a kick-ass red lipstick." Gwyneth Paltrow
Sneaky punchline! Who knew it was going to be a lawyer joke when it started out!
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"I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game." - Elphaba, the Wicked Witch of the West in "Wicked".
As a mother of an engineer and lawyer, it was great fun. They will enjoy the laugh.
Call me WG
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.
You will never "find" time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.
"Patience, practice and persistence"
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Please do, Judith.
Oh, that's bad! LOL Funny, but bad. (Wonder if I should share this with the attorney I work for???)
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A wise man's heart [is] at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.
"The answer to 1984 is 1776."
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Engineer in Hell
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"