HERE IS OUR FINISHED MAD LIBS........
Mary, Nancy, Criss, Janice & Pam!
KID: I'm starved, Mom. My LEFT PINKIE is growling.
MOM: I think you've had enough POTATO food today. you ate enough to choke a BOAT.
KID: But I'm a growing CHEESE. Dad, can we stop and get a hamburger with DONKEYS and TWINS?
DAD: You just had a PLUCKY breakfast!
KID: No, I didn't. All I had was a couple of scrambled TIGERS and a glass of DRAIN CLEANER.
MOM: How about those five pieces of buttered SLEEPING BAG, plus that stack of PILLOWS?
KID: OUCH!! I have to go to the MUNCHIES room. Can we Stop? I have to go real RIDICULOUS!!!!
DAD: Okay. It'll give me a chance to stretch my BOWLING BALLS.
MOM: Stop at that diner. I can use a cup of strong GUINNESS.
KID: As long as we're stopping, can I have a grilled SHRUB and some CHEESY fries? That will hold me until lunch.
"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart" Kahlil Gibran
"When things go wrong, don't go with them" Elvis Presley
"Truth is like the sun, you can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away" Elvis Presley
"Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one's self.
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