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11/2/11 8:13 P

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What do accountants do when they are constipated?


They work it out with a pencil LOL!!!

Hello!! I'm Linda/Lyn from St. Louis, MO USA!

Live, laugh, love, relax and play!!

I love life!!!


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9/12/11 10:01 A

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LOL!


Mother: Come on John you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
John: Ahh mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
John: Give me a good reason
Mother: You're 44 and your the Principal!


Long-term Goal: To overcome my hesitation and stay focused long enough no matter what happens in my life.

Medium-Term Goal: Reaching my goal 5% at a time.

Short-Term Goal:
*Drink my water daily
*30 min Exercise (and work my way up) 4 times/wk

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"Give TODAY your 100% effort, and after 365 TODAYS see what you have accomplished"


LEADER of O.D.A.A.T.
"ONE DAY AT A TIME"



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9/9/11 11:28 A

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REPOST: LOL!

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."



Long-term Goal: To overcome my hesitation and stay focused long enough no matter what happens in my life.

Medium-Term Goal: Reaching my goal 5% at a time.

Short-Term Goal:
*Drink my water daily
*30 min Exercise (and work my way up) 4 times/wk

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Give TODAY your 100% effort, and after 365 TODAYS see what you have accomplished"


LEADER of O.D.A.A.T.
"ONE DAY AT A TIME"



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8/31/11 10:59 P

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" Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert..........." Follow link to read the full article



www.helpguide.org/life/humor_laughte
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health.htm


Long-term Goal: To overcome my hesitation and stay focused long enough no matter what happens in my life.

Medium-Term Goal: Reaching my goal 5% at a time.

Short-Term Goal:
*Drink my water daily
*30 min Exercise (and work my way up) 4 times/wk

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Give TODAY your 100% effort, and after 365 TODAYS see what you have accomplished"


LEADER of O.D.A.A.T.
"ONE DAY AT A TIME"



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8/31/11 8:30 P

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I'm not really one for jokes but will stop by and read whatever people send in.

MaryBeth from Ontario


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8/31/11 3:40 P

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Share a joke with the team!!! Share something cute and adorable!!! Anything that will bring a smile to your face.

Have you ever heard the saying that LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE? Life can be pretty hectic and this journey to health is not an easy one. It can be pretty stressful and stress is not good for us.

So why not use this thread to cheer each other up? Lets make humor part of our daily lives. You may just make somebody's day.



Long-term Goal: To overcome my hesitation and stay focused long enough no matter what happens in my life.

Medium-Term Goal: Reaching my goal 5% at a time.

Short-Term Goal:
*Drink my water daily
*30 min Exercise (and work my way up) 4 times/wk

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Give TODAY your 100% effort, and after 365 TODAYS see what you have accomplished"


LEADER of O.D.A.A.T.
"ONE DAY AT A TIME"



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