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7/30/12 6:04 A

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I would, but i lost all of mine in a poker game last night!

Can you tell me the secrets of the Mayans?

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7/29/12 11:18 P

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I would but the pool has no water in it at the moment!


Please, teach me patience RIGHT NOW! emoticon

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7/28/12 2:52 P

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I would, but I'm dyslexic!

Can you do a high dive for me?

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7/28/12 12:13 P

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Oh, dear, I have only one recipe & I lost that some thirty-two years, four months, three weeks, five days, seven hours, two minutes & four seconds ago!



Please count backwards from one million for me!

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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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7/27/12 9:38 P

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I would, but I would have to take you for swimming lessons first.

Can you tell me how to bake brownies?

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7/27/12 7:06 P

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No, but I can show you a cracked egg timer!





Show me how to fly through the air with the greatest of ease, please!




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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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7/26/12 11:21 A

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That is an easy one, but I have to read to my chickens first.

Can you show me how to crack an egg?

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7/26/12 10:11 A

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I would, however, I am trying to figure out what the river dance looks like!



Would you please tell me where to find bottled energy?

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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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7/26/12 5:49 A

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I would show you that, but I'm standing on my head and doing the river dance right now.


can you help me move my baby elephant?

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7/25/12 11:46 P

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I would but it is time for me to feed the ants now!


Show me, please, how one stands on one's head while dancing the tango!

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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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7/22/12 3:57 P

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That's an easy one, but I have to use my eye drops right now.

Can you show me how to give you a tattoo

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7/22/12 12:25 P

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I could if only I didn't have to blow my nose right now!


Would you tell me how to get from here to there without having to move?

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"Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord." ~ Psalm 33:12 --- IN GOD WE TRUST

I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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7/16/12 6:08 A

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I would, but my cha cha is broken. I only use my chu chu now.

could you tell me how the sun rises?

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7/16/12 12:17 A

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I have no oven - so no can do - sorry!



Would you help me learn to dance the cha-cha, please?

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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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7/11/12 3:19 P

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I can't, the flying monkeys have my recipe for stone soup right now.

can you tell me how to bake a cake?

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7/11/12 12:45 P

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I don't dare demonstrate because I have been working in the garden & my thumbs are both covered with dirt. Maybe at a later date?


I want to make a pot of stone soup - would you share your recipe with me, please?

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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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7/10/12 2:34 P

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I can't, I'm busy making a rainbow right now.

Could you show me how to suck my thumb?

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7/10/12 11:20 A

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I could; however, my five Grandpuppies tell me not to share that knowledge so I must obey. emoticon


Would you come help catch the rain drops so my drawings on the sidewalk don't wash away?




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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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7/9/12 8:53 P

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I would, but I've heard that NASA is no longer accepting letters of recommendation from Henry Kissinger.

Can you tell me how to talk to my dog?

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7/9/12 12:24 P

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emoticon


No can do - my bubble machine was stolen just minutes ago!


Would you give me a letter of reference so I can become an astronaut?

"Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord." ~ Psalm 33:12 --- IN GOD WE TRUST

I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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7/9/12 12:15 P

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I'd tell you, but the Leprechauns are holding me captive and I am waiting for the Tooth Fairy to set me free!


Can you show me how to blow bubbles?

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7/9/12 12:05 P

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You are too funny, Kristy! I so enjoy your excuses! emoticon


What does the wind really say - you ask? Hummmmmmmmmmm! I would tell you if the wind would only clue me in, but we have no wind today for me to ask.




Tell me, please, how do I find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? emoticon

"Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord." ~ Psalm 33:12 --- IN GOD WE TRUST

I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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7/8/12 8:01 P

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I would, but the gentleman bugs swore me to secrecy when they showed me their bachelor pad. PS, it's right next to the lily one!

Can you tell me what the wind really says?

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7/8/12 5:14 P

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Again a super reply, Kristy!


I could if I had seen rain work, but I haven't done so.


Can you tell me where all the gentlemen bugs are (you know the ones who marry the lady bugs)!



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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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6/21/12 8:52 P

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I would love to, but I lost Donald Trumps check book!

Can you tell me how rain works?

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6/21/12 8:35 P

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Sorry, I can only drive in reverse!


It’s a big wide world out there – could you lead me enough money to see it in style?


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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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6/20/12 8:15 P

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No I can't, I have to go teach the birds how to fly!

Can you tell me how the sun rises?

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6/20/12 8:08 P

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Sorry - no can do - I need all my moments to finish my paper route on time!


Can you help me to teach the butcher how to butcher?

"Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord." ~ Psalm 33:12 --- IN GOD WE TRUST

I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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6/20/12 5:35 A

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I would love to hear your just made up true story, but I have to go fetch a pale of water.

Can you spare a moment, I seem to be short a moment here.

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6/19/12 9:12 P

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Too funny, Kristy! emoticon


A heart you say? Well, I had a deer heart, but I made deer heart stew with it for supper!


Do you want to hear a true story that I just made up?




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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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6/13/12 8:33 P

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I had a bonus for you, but it went for those bus tickets you wanted so badly!


I need a heart, can you spare one? If only I had a heart!

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6/13/12 7:23 P

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Again, a delightfully funny answer!


I have one - but it is in use 24/7 because I know wearing it is what makes me so adorably cute!


I “wanna” bonus – you got one to give to me, please?


"Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord." ~ Psalm 33:12 --- IN GOD WE TRUST

I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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6/12/12 7:27 P

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I do have tickets, but the trouble is, they are bus tickets and we leave from my house in Michigan!


Do you have a tin foil hat? I need one to repel the birds from singing their songs to me.




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6/12/12 7:23 P

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emoticon Too funny! You have such a great sense of humor & a quick wit. I enjoy playing this game with you! emoticon


I have that on my list to study - trouble is that it is number 2,749,502,842 on my list & I have to do all the other things listed before I study to prove myself smart!


I so badly want to travel to England - you got any tickets going begging? Please! Boat or plane - it really doesn't matter! emoticon

"Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord." ~ Psalm 33:12 --- IN GOD WE TRUST

I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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6/12/12 5:59 A

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I have plenty of secrets to share, but I can't share them with you as they are all about you! lol.


Can you tell me how the sun rises?

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6/11/12 9:39 P

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Oh, dear, I only know how to pick noses! emoticon


Do you know a secret to share - I won't tell anyone - I promise!

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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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6/11/12 7:02 P

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I know how, but I can't show you right now as I have to finish with a pie eating contest.


Can you tell me how to pick flowers?

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6/11/12 5:01 P

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I could & I would - even teach you Double Dutch jumping - however, my jump ropes are at the dry cleaners!


Do you know how to punch bread dough down? Could you show me how it is done, please?

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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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6/10/12 7:36 P

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I would, but I only know how to play Tic Tac Dough!

Can you teach me how to jump rope?

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6/10/12 1:23 P

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I would like to; however, I can only think as a weak link!


Would ya, please, teach me how to play tic-tac-toe?


"Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord." ~ Psalm 33:12 --- IN GOD WE TRUST

I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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6/9/12 7:20 P

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That would be easy, if only I had my thermal nuclear reactor to help me.

Can you show me how to set my clock?

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6/9/12 3:03 P

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Excellent excuse! Had this gal chuckling!



Take you to the North Pole? No can do - I'm busy cooking frog legs for my next New Year's Party!


Can you tell me the difference between a pinecone & a baked potato?




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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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I would love to, but I only have a twenty

Can you take me to the North Pole?

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I would - but you see I deal with a lazy eye!


I need five dollars to be a bird watcher - would you lend me fifteen dollars?



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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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I would be able to help you, if only I hadn't lost my grip

can you tell me how to see straight?

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I used to could skip rocks, but I forgot how - so I can't teach you how to skip right now!



I am trying to figure out how to get from here to there & back again - any suggestions on how that can be accomplished?

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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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I can't, I forgot how to tie my shoe

Can you show me how to skip?

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I can’t – I really can’t – I am about to fall asleep & I don’t want to miss my chance at a dream.



Could you tell me how to make dreams come true?


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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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6/3/12 5:57 P

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I would teach you, but I'm busy sticking my nose in where it probably doesn't belong.

Can you help me find my heart, I think I left it in San Fransisco?

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I can’t right now – you see, I am waiting for the PCH prize patrol to ring my doorbell!



I am a genius at everything but minding my own business - teach me, please, how does one do that?

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"Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord." ~ Psalm 33:12 --- IN GOD WE TRUST

I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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I'd be happy to, if only I had the luck of the Irish.

Can you show me the way?

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I could - really I could - only I'll need fifty years of singing lessons first! emoticon



I am faced with a rough patch in life - would you lend me fifty thousand US dollars to tide me over, please?




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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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I would take them, but I am full of crap right now and don't have room.

Can you teach the world to sing?


Glad I could give you the chuckles.

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Again - thanks for the chuckle over your answer. Cute!


Oh, goodness! I just don’t have the time – you see I am a tax collector & I am busy collecting!



It has been said that you haven’t really lived unless you have a lot of regret ---- you want some of my regrets?

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I would, but I'd need a map to find the real world first!

Can you give me a clue?

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Sorry - I only know how to plant turnips!


Would you send me a postcard from the real world, please?

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that sounds like an interesting offer, but I have to go buy some stocks in a nuclear waste plant first, I've heard it's a better deal! lol

can you tell me how to plant a tree?

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I would if I had the time - I am still trying to find someone to buy my shares in the White House - just can't get any interest going on that offer.



Tell me - would you like to buy these shares in the White House - I can give you a real deal?

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I would tell you, but I have to go turn the rain off outside.

can you tell me, who put the ram in the ram a lama ding dong?

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Okay, you’re on – lets head out for Fenway Park! Oh, RATS, I forgot that I have to go sell my shares in the White House!


Teach me please – how do I lead one down the garden path?


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that sounds fun, but I have to go count my sheep.

can you take me out to the ball game?

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No can do - all voo turns to doo-doo!


Would you like to meet Fred & Harley - they are twins - they don't look alike - only Fred does?

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That sounds like fun, but I have to go fluff my pillows

Can you do that voodoo that you do so well?

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I would - truly I would BUT I am still sitting over here scratching my head trying to figure out how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism.



I am ambitious to be a cover girl - help me launch my career, please?

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I would, but my vcr is in the shop

can you show me how to make microwave popcorn?

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I would but the first time I beat my darling Dad he would never play the game with me again.


Would you teach me how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism?

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Oh, that's easy, if only I had a baseball bat.

Can you teach me to play chess?

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That sounds like fun, but I am busy watching a housefly die.


Could you, please, tell me how to get to Sesame Street?




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that sounds great, but I have to go shuck corn now.

can you help me water my garden?

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I make it a rule to never do manual labor

Can you show me how to shoe a horse?

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I would, but I don't let in any old bats, just the new ones!

can you help me fix my lamp?

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You can't fool me - my Mom taught me not to be a story-teller! emoticon



Can you help me find the entrance to the cave, so I can enter in with the rest of the old bats?

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sorry, I have to go chase a train

can you tell me a story?

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Sorry – no time to spare - I am off to see the wonderful Wizard of OZ!

Would you please tell me how to get rid of a headache?


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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

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I can't, I am running from a volcano right now

can you do my laundry?

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sorry, I am afraid of heights.

will you please help me fill out this registration form?

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I could if Mock Turtles were in season right now.

Can you help me find my sealing wax?

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Sorry - I don't drink! emoticon


Well, then, how about sharing your mother’s recipe for mock turtle soup, please?








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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

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I could, but I only have a recipe for tortoise soup.

Can you show me a good watering hole?

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My answer to that is - Nobody does until I do & I never learned how!


Share your recipe for turtle soup with me, please?

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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

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Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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I could if I hadn't left my tweezers in the garage.

Can you make my day?

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Well, I probably could - only I am busy snooping in my neighbor's chicken coop! Takes twice as long when one doesn't have a friend to snoop with! emoticon


Would you help me with my tongue – it’s tied in a knot? emoticon




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I urge you --- Don’t be a part of any system that leaves God out!

“There is a plot in this country to enslave every man, woman, & child. Before I leave this high & noble office, I intend to expose this plot.” ~ John F. Kennedy (seven days before his assassination)

Have you ever wondered about the plot that President Kennedy alluded to?
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that sounds like fun, but I have to go fly a kite

can you help me find myself?

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