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12/22/08 9:46 P

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Okay I got a couple for you (I'm blonde so I collect blonde jokes)

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?

"Yipee! Donut seeds!"

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There was a blonde on one bank of a swift river. She was looking for a way to cross and saw another blonde on the opposite bank. She yelled, "How do you get to the other side?" The other blonde yelled back, "You ARE on the other side!"


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12/1/08 9:57 A

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haha good one for a monday morning..am I a little behind emoticon

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This is amusing thanks

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Cute...thanks for the laughs.

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emoticon I'm with you, Tish.

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emoticon That was cute, thanks.

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11/29/08 2:27 P

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cute joke

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emoticon that was too funny!

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funny

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Very cute joke, I am really amused, I am forwarding it onto all of my blonde friends and of course my non blonde friends. emoticon

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11/29/08 11:18 A

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a blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidenty cut the tail of her cat off which was hiding in the grass she rushed her cat along with her tail over to walmart!

why walmart?

HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

walmart is the largest retail in the world!!!!!!!!!!! emoticon

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