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5/10/08 5:13 P

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After just dealing with a super cranky 9 month old fighting sleep, I needed that laugh. Thanks for sharing it with us:)

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5/10/08 12:21 P

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That's great!

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5/9/08 11:14 P

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Thank you I absolutely loved it.

what if you woke up today with only the things you thanked God for yesterday.


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5/9/08 3:57 P

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BTW: There is also a thread called 'clean laughs'.

Have a TERRIFIC day!
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5/9/08 3:48 P

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Thank You for Post it. I will give this to my sisters and knowing them, they will give to their daughters.

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5/9/08 3:31 P

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I'll give this to my sister's this weekend. My sister's daughter is graduating from High School this weekend, she will need a little humor to get through it. LOL

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5/9/08 3:14 P

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Thanks for the laugh this morning emoticon


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5/9/08 2:40 P

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5/9/08 2:34 P

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I read that before I liked it then and now thank you

trust GOD, love yourself and think positive!
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5/9/08 1:04 P

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funny.. made me laugh cause i have heard from my mother....

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5/9/08 12:54 P

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My mother's favorite curse - "what you do to me, your children will do to you, ten-fold"

Thankfully I only had one child, but she was more than a handful

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5/9/08 12:08 P

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Hahaha! Love it!!!

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haha...that's a great post. made me laugh! emoticon

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When one door of happiness closes,another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us. - Helen Keller.


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Thanks for the laugh. You know how important that is. And, laughing burns calories.....

One day at a time......in my red high heels, and my crown!

I am so done bein the fat girl...how bout you?

It's no longer a diet. I am calling it my live-it.

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5/9/08 10:07 A

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LOL

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Very funny. I haven't heard many of those in a while.

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5/9/08 9:53 A

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It's good to start the day with a laugh. You know #25 I have actually said before.

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Great post!! Thanks.

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5/9/08 9:19 A

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this made me laugh this morning

...I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRA V EL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
'Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
'Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHA V IOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about EN V Y.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.






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