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1/7/08 8:39 P

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As a math teacher, you know I've gotta love those!

I know what you mean about not knowing how to be sick. It's too much work for me to be sick (get a substitute) so I, too, don't give myself time to heal. Sleep, have lots of tea, and feel better soon!

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

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1/7/08 8:05 P

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Michtotman,

Thanks for checking in. I actually came down with a REALLY nasty bug. This momma doesn't really know how to be sick so I keep pushing and then relapsing :(

I've been up all night coughing :(. I should be on the boards by tomorrow. Lest I remind you folks this is the funny forum not all things brad paisley forum :)

Here's a few from my son:

Why did the plus sign hate the minus sign?
Because the minus sign was too negative! :)

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Why did the boy hate the math book? Because it had too many problems!

:)



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1/7/08 12:17 P

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i like the comic edge Brad Paisley gives to his songs and videos- another good one is Celebrity

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1/6/08 1:18 P

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Brad Paisley's videos can be a riot, too. My wife has shown me a couple and they're a hoot!

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1/6/08 11:30 A

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Skinny Pup - That's too cute!! It was so long I didn't get a chance to read it yesterday.

Are songs like this on his albums? I like country but don't listen to it often :)

 
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1/6/08 10:05 A

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Brad Paisley is known for his songs being funny like that. He's put out some real funny ones..his first one I still love the best...I'm gonna miss her.

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1/6/08 8:34 A

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You guys are great!

One great thing about Spark People is that we all can be ourselves ... overweight and all.
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1/6/08 1:34 A

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Michtotman- that's cute!!

 
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1/6/08 12:17 A

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Mary had a little lamb
whose fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go.

He followed her to the supermarket;
Meat prices did not please her.
Tonight she's having leg of lamb;
The rest is in the freezer.

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

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1/6/08 12:09 A

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I'm not a big country fan (even though I was born in Garland, TX) but at least he said Mac for his computer! WooHoo! emoticon

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1/5/08 11:26 P

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All things funny go here. I think it could burn some calories too.


Here's a funny song for ya:
Lyrics: Brad Paisley

I'm not much on country music but...


I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base

But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

[ Online lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online






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