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love that one!!!! emoticon


What did the traffic light say to the car?



Don't look, I'm changing.

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Q. What did SpongeBob’s mother say to him when he failed his driving test again?
A. Soak it up

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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?



A bah-humbug.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me emoticon


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Why are pirates called pirates?

'Coz they aarrgghh! emoticon

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?


A buccaneer!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!!! emoticon

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A werewolf joke
What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much?
A whino!


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Halloween Jokes:

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.

What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.

Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.

What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.

How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.

Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.

What's a goblin's favorite flavor?
Lemon n' Slime.

What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.

How do ghosts begin letters?
Tomb it may concern...

What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What does a vampire fear most?
Tooth decay.

What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until your spooken to.

What song does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.

What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.

What kind of shoes does a baby ghost wear?
Booties

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Where do cows go on holiday?.............

Moo York!!

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you'd think LOL

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What do lawyers
wear to court?

Lawsuits!

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Two blondes walk into a building……….you’d think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

PARK YOUR CAR, MAN

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?


'Cause the cow's got the udder!

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OMG! I almost choked on my coffee! Still laughing over that one!!! Thank you!


Why can't a bike keep up with a car?
It's two tired.


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'Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese, and there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them.

'It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.'
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What kind of horses go out after dusk?




Nightmares!

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What do you get if you run in front of a car? Tired!
What do you get if you run behind a car? Exhausted! emoticon

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?






THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What dog can jump higher than a building?
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that's cute!!!! LOL

What washes up on tiny beaches?






MICROWAVES!

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What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!
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What's brown and sticky?






A stick.

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You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime, you just might find that you get what you need. -- Stones, claro


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What type of music do mummies listen to?



WRAP MUSIC!

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Those are REALLY silly - laughing aloud.

With love and caring from Nancy ... wishing all of you a wonderful, blessed, and precious day.



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ok - here is my feeble attempt


What do calendars eat? = Dates!

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Q: When should you go to the dentist?

A: 2:30.


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Don't have one yet but really giggled over yours - thanks for sharing them.

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Feel free to share a fun joke. Or read to just put a smile on your face.

(just make sure not to post anything offensive & be in limits)

Corny but Cute:

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta

Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A: A stamp.

Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital? A: To get a tweetment.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator

Q: Did you hear about that new broom? A: It's sweeping the nation

Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants.
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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A: "Where’s Popcorn?



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