What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.
What's a goblin's favorite flavor?
Lemon n' Slime.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
What do birds give out on Halloween?
How do ghosts begin letters?
Tomb it may concern...
What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What does a vampire fear most?
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until your spooken to.
What song does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.
What do you call two witches living together?
What kind of shoes does a baby ghost wear?
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