Kitty that is so true! Babysat son's puppy for a couple of hours last night and she never stopped! She got into everything, knocked stuff over, tried to eat a shoe, and so on and so on. Reminds of when my son was in the terrible two's. He never stopped either. and was famous for doing things like putting inappropriate items down the toilet or in the VCR--so he required constant vigilance on my part. No wonder I could get away with not exercising back in the good old days. Just living my life was constant exercise!
Call me Lou
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C. S. Lewis
"You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete." - Buckminster Fuller.
1. Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. 3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. 4. Choose a suitable background for photo. 5. Mount camera on tripod and focus. 6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. 7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera. 8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees. 9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand. 10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens. 11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. 12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose. 13. Put magazines back on coffee table. 14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head. 15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage. 16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!!" 17. Call spouse to clean up mess. 18. Fix a drink. 19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and ôstay" the first thing in the morning.
Warm Wags from Kitty, the Creepy Freak! Central Time USA
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