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5/22/13 11:29 A

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5/22/13 6:47 A

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

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5/12/13 1:57 P

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5/11/13 5:57 P

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Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Where you left it.

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5/2/13 6:11 A

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Joke:

A Texan, anticipating an upcoming wedding, told his future son in law that he wanted his daughter to have her great grandmothers diamond ring. But first he wanted to have it appraised. The Texan, contacted a gemologist friend who agreed to meet and determine the ring's value. Instead of a fee, she suggested lunch at one of Houston's finest restaurant's as payment.

A few days later, as the Texan and the gem expert sat sipping a glass of Chablis, he showed her the ring. She took out her jewelers loupe, examined the ring carefully, and handed it back.

"Wow" said a diner sitting close by observing the Texan and his lady gemologist from the next table.

"These Texas Woman are tough!" emoticon


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4/30/13 6:11 A

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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?

A: Extra large, hold the roots.

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4/27/13 8:21 P

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Quote: If you have to borrow money, borrow from a pessimist because that person won't expect to get paid back. emoticon

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4/24/13 3:22 A

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These are very cute. How proud you must be of your daughter. She has an excellent sense of humor. Keep them coming, I can use the laughter. Take care and God bless, Deb

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4/23/13 7:59 P

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Kid's Kitchen Terms

Boil: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "YUCK" before a food is even tasted.

Casserole: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.

Soda pop: Shake 'n' Spray

Evaporate: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes.

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4/22/13 5:22 P

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From: Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary:

Dis*stress a skirted garment, especially of a full-figured person.
"Does distress make my butt look fat?"


Diet to change the hue of something, "you know what you oughta do with your hair Barb,
diet red."


Disco: referring to the intended or proper location fo a specific thing, usually used with an inquiry. Query in operating room: "I put everything else back.....but now where's disco?"

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4/22/13 5:15 P

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I dearly love my daughter, she is such an inspiration to me. She keeps me young, she is talented, funny, such a wonderful sense of self and sense of humor, everyday we laugh at something.

She ask if she could contribute to the group, share some jokes, bloops and blunders, how could I say NO.

So....this is her corner, ones she has selected with all of us in mind. Enjoy! emoticon

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