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1/27/13 7:05 P

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This blog makes me laugh so much. You should check it out.
whatshouldwecallnursing.tumblr.com/


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1/14/13 5:28 P

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Don't Leave 'Em Hanging

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"




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ADDIERN80
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12/18/12 9:14 P

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You Might Be a Nurse if...


•when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.
•your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.
•men assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion porn movies about nurses.
•everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they have.
•you want to put your foot through the TV screen every time you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the phone and flirting with doctors.
•you can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones.
•you can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards, even spaghetti with lots of tomato sauce.
•you use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shotglass. emoticon

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ADDIERN80
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12/18/12 8:49 P

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As requested, heres a thread to post funny images,jokes and other things that only we nurses could find funny!! Laugh it up ladies and gentlemen!

~Mrs. Addie Cobb RN


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