It's official, we are breaking up... my long-term relationship with Lane Bryant has run its course. I can't wear their tops because they don't carry a size 12, anything bigger than that is too big and/or looks slouchy, and I have NO intention of trying to make this relationship work.
I told the clerk this was my last time seeing her in this store and she said, "You're losing weight, but you'll always be busty & have hips." I said, "They won't be this size after another month of running!"
Lane Bryant, since our relationship is now dependent on how you hold my hips and meet my "intimate" needs, consider yourself on notice: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Those needs WILL be met elsewhere!
| current weight: 234.4