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5/29/17 3:42 P

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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We are being diverted from Boston's Logan International Airport. It seems we forgot to remove the "Go Yankees" banner from the side of the fuselage." emoticon

Simple sentence: Some people have no sense of humor.

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4/18/17 5:53 P

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"Let's try the new $4 breakfast special at Denny's," she said. My kind of woman, one who knew a terrific meal didn't need to break the break.

The problem? The only Denny's near us had been the site of recent shootings after midnight and it was approaching 1:45 a.m. Should I agree or suggest making her eggs at home and thus look like a wimp? I asked her to wait a moment, went to my car's trunk, pulled out my Police Chief's .38 Special and tucked it into the back of my jeans, all the while hoping I wouldn't have to use it. But, better prepared than not, right?


Simple sentence: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We are being diverted from Boston's Logan International Airport... "

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2/25/17 6:03 P

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I'm watching this movie. It's 2 PM and they are hunting. It's Spring. They just checked their bearings and said they are headed North. But the birds are flying South and it's not winter? Something is wrong with this picture.

Simple sentence: let's try the new $4 breakfast special at Denny's.

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2/22/17 2:56 A

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"oh darling, it was such a long time ago" I said as I looked into my granddaughter's eyes. She was intent on hearing the story again. I had been on holiday in London. I was on Cunningham Street. Number 118 is where it happened. That is where I first saw the love of my entire life.

Simple sentence: the birds are flying South but it's not winter.

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2/20/17 9:24 P

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"Mom, my favorite mug is missing. Now I can't have my hot chocolate," four-year-old Bobby whined. "It's probably in the washer. use another one," his mom said, calmly, aware of the temper tantrum about to explode. "Nooo, I want my mug!" Her headache began.

Simple Sentence: Number 118 is where it happened.

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2/20/17 9:17 A

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I want to be buried with a view of the ocean!!! Okay, it’s not as morose as it sounds! When we go to the beach next summer…I will sit in the sand and let my grandchildren “bury” me with their little buckets and hands. Their giggles will bring a smile to my face and the spectacular view and sounds of the ocean will complete the picture.

Simple Sentence: My favorite mug is missing.

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2/17/17 3:41 P

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It was such a beautiful ranch, out in the middle of nowhere. We had a big cook out with lots of friends over. I was bushed and turned in around 10 pm. But, the coyote howled all night. I couldn't sleep a wink worrying about the chickens in the coop.

Simple sentence: I want to be buried with a view of the ocean.

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2/16/17 8:24 A

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According to the literature, blueberries have many health benefits. This morning I mixed some with my yogurt and whole grain cereal. While enjoying these tasty morsels of goodness, a rogue berry with destructive tendencies popped right out of my spoon! Why did I feel blue when I wore my yellow shirt?

Simple Sentence: The coyote howled all night.

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2/14/17 7:38 P

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In desperation I eagerly reached for the box of Cheerios, took it back to bed, and started to read its boring list of ingredients. What's next, I wondered, the back of the Excedrin bottle? A soup can? I hate when the library is closed.

Simple Sentence: Why did I feel blue when I wore my yellow shirt?

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2/14/17 8:58 A

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The Blizzard surrounded our small house with howling wind as it whipped snow in clouds of white obliterating everything in sight. The electricity left us in the middle of the night so the house was eerily quiet. The sound of the furnace replaced by pellets of sleet against the windows. The Keurig sits useless on the counter. No TV news, no refrigerator, no lights, no hot water, even the water cooler has nothing to say this morning. My cats keep me company. I’m grateful for their warmth and companionship. We battle the storm together.

Simple Sentence: The library is closed.

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2/13/17 7:07 P

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I wiped sweat from my face as another hot flash hit me. I had told my teammates that I must be undergoing male menopause, "maleopause." They sat at the bowling table saying how comfortable they felt. "At least I have my little battery-operated fan to cool me down," I said, as the blades slowed, then stopped. Dead batteries. They handed me more napkins to wipe my face with as they laughed because the fan is off.

Simple Sentence: My cats keep me company.

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6/20/14 6:50 A

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The somewhat decrepit golden ager had the notion that playing this challenging word game is fun until she sat there staring at the blank screen and thought, "can't think, mind dumb, inspiration won't come, poor ink, bum pen, best wishes, AMEN!

Simple Sentence: The fan is off.

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1/15/13 5:08 P

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The protective mother cat took a defensive stance in front of her kittens and looked at the barking dog so fiercely that he quickly backed away in a cowardly fashion, wisely deciding to never foolishly and menacingly torment kittens again.

Simple sentence: Playing this game is fun!

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1/14/13 8:02 P

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.The boy and girl drank a milkshake together in spite of their thrist and their tender years they couldn't take their eyes off each other. Simple sentence-The mother cat looked at the barking dog.

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1/14/13 7:43 P

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It is okay to replace the verb. Be sure to add adjectives and adverbs. After you finish, write a simple sentence for the next person to make more exciting.

For example:
The dog ran across the street. (Last Monday, I saw a large German Shepherd quickly dodge the fast-moving cars on our busy street.)

Leave a new simple sentence.
Begin with this one.


The boy and girl drank a milkshake.


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