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come to a complete standstill, narrow her eyes, and take a long look around. Then she began walking toward Johnny's house, and

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Suddenly they heard some big feet approaching and Johnny Little turned and instantaly recognized the black beard of Mabel swinging in the breeze as she looked from side to side trying to find him. He grabbed his mothers hand with his finger to his lips and quickly pulled her inside. The noise of the door closing caused Mabel to....

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Oh, Johnny, Where did you go? Where did you get that little fiddle? Can you play it? I am so happy you are home, Johnny Little. Let's get washed up for supper and you can tell us all about your adventure.



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"that's a mighty big contract for a Little man, Johnny. Hang on and I'll spin a web that will float in the wind and you can watch the world pass by. We'll get away from these big people somehow." So Johnny grasped a strand of web and the spider and he went floating off through the air. He watched the passing countryside and gasped when he saw the edge of his forest. "Ah ha - I'm going home again." Mother Little was out tending her little garden and saw the spider floating in the air. What a cute spider he was. She reached out and caught a small wisp of web, reeled it down, and said, "Well, Johnny - it's about time you got home. Dinner will be ready soon." Johnny Little still had his fiddle. Nellie Little came out of the house to see all the clamor. When she saw Johnny she exclaimed "


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were holding a long contract that needed a signature. Johnny Little had never signed a contract, in fact, he had never signed anything. You see Johnny Little couldn't write because he was that little.

As the trio approached holding out the contract & offering a pen the spider said, to Johnny Little, '

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they all gathered together to explore with Johnny Little and his little fiddle just the best way to go about this. JL was delighted to have these good folk interested in him and his little fiddle, but truth to tell he was also a little homesick for Mommy Little, Daddy Little, Nellie Little and even their little spider. In fact he spied a little spider up on one of the branches of that tree that Jake had rescued him from. He decided he might just take it home before he started work on the act that these friends had in mind, and he turned to them to explain, but .... hey.... what was happening? "Red, Mabel, Jake" he cried - "whatever are you doing" They all turned slowly and deliberately toward him and

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but had settled down considerably. The sun was beginning to peek through the clouds and Johnny Little was pleased to have Jake help him out of the tree. Looking down the road he could see Red and Mable heading towards them.

JL checked his fiddle and it seemed to be undamaged.

Jake was explaining to Johnny that he thought he could work Johnny Little and his Little Fiddle into an act with him. But first JL had to learn a different tune. He was getting tired of "She thinks my tractor's sexy". Besides, Kenny Chesney does a much better job (hey, I don't make this stuff up, ya know, lol)

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Jake, the strong man. He picked up the fiddle very carefully between his finger and his thumb and fortunately he did not crush it. He looked up, saw Johnny Little in the tree, and asked, "Is this your fiddle?" "Would you like me to help you get down from the top of that big tree?" Johnny was anxious to get down and hopped into Jake's outstretched hand. The wind was still blowing

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crashed into the top of a very big tree, and his fiddle was tumbling toward the ground, barely missing

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sing like a cardinal while playing his fiddle. The next thing knew he was flying like the birds, upside down and with on big yelp he

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The sky told him things were getting worse, he decided he had to take action, but he was such a little fella, what could he do? Holding his little fiddle upwards he opened his mouth and, before he could hange his mind he began to

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LOOK OUT! as a tree limb came crashing down just to her side. Suddenly the wind had picked up, the sky had turned black and things were looking very scary indeed.

JL and his little fiddle were beginning to wonder if running away from home was such a great idea now. He was sure Red Nicols was short a penny, decided the Bearded Lady had more up her sleeve than mustache wax so he took this little fiddle and ran for cover.

emoticon WHOA! that was close.

What was happening? One look at

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only too pleased to meet such a fella as you. Meantime, Red, had been interrupted and he wasn't any too pleased! He turned to the bearded lady and yelled

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Mable, the Bearded Lady. She looked at JL and his little fiddle, and said, "What's your name, little man with the little fiddle." JL answered, "I'm Johnny Little and I want to fiddle.I want to play music but all I can do is fiddle on my fiddle," Mable grinned through her beard. I'm sure we can find a place in our circus for such a fine little fiddling guy. I'll go get PTB and Sandor. They will be

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I am sure we can teach you fiddle playing, JL. I have a variety of instruments in my trunk back at the camp where we are set up. I play the cornet myself, and I have a mind to think you might be able to work with Sandor, our Boss Clown and Clown Alley. Come on back with me and we will talk with Sandor.

I am a Jazz man myself JL, he started to say when suddenly, from out of nowhere jumped



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traveling circus w/ lots of little people. There was the circus leader named Barnum who was only a little over 4'-7" tall and the smallest man in the world who was only 3'2" tall.

The circus had it's own tiny band named 'Red Nichols & the Five Pennies'. Johnny Little asked Red, 'Can you teach me to play a fiddle???'

& Red responded

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play the fiddle, but he was too little to play the fiddle Mommy Little said. But Johnny Little was determined to fiddle, just a little. So he went to town to buy a little fiddle. On his way he saw a

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A long long time ago in a very far away land lived a tiny little family in a tiny little house. Their names were Mommy Little, Daddy Little, Johnny Little and Nellie Little. Because they were all Little Littles, their pets were also little. They had a little spider that spun curtains for their windows. They also had a little ant who would bring them treasures that he found in the woods. Johnny Little always wanted to

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I'm .......................hoping ...................something .....................real ..........................similar

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well now we know......................

WE LOVE STORIES...................

what is the next one going to be about.??

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and woke up being saved by an Angel :))) and on to a new life

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walked out the door, crossed the street and got hit by a truck and was killed instantly.

THE END

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get that idea out of your head :) At the same time she mused, this must be a dream because the story is getting really weird,LOL. Well lets see what comes out of it emoticon and with that in mind she.......

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good grief I have never made bread in my life and I do not intend to start now. I suggest you..........

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he wanted Blonde to make some irish bread............... and she said.........."

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tap dance his way down to the grocery store where he bought a case of beer and some raisins. Then he stopped of at Sears to buy a bread machine because

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escape from here before he sobers up and realizes I've tricked him. "Well, Little Darlin'," he said "you just leave this to me." Then he turned around and began to

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right behind her!!! She quickly turned around & there not 2 feet away was the biggest man she had ever seen.

Standing well over 7 feet tall w/ bulging muscles everywhere & I do mean 'everywhere' was a handsome lumberjack type.

Goldilocks asked,w/ a twinkle in her eye, 'who might you be???' The big man said, 'I'm Paul Bunyan, who used to own Babe the Blue Ox. Don't own him any more. Got to expensive to feed 'um.'

Goldilocks said, 'mmmm, maybe you can help me, you see, there's a Big Bad Wolf in the basement and I need to

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leave the basement cave. She had no idea if there would be another exit from the cave, but she was sure she could get some dry clothes from Mrs. Bear's closet and get away from the house. Taking two steps at a time she bounded up the stairs.

She found some sweat pants and baggy sweat shirt in Mrs. Bear's closet. A tad big, but certainly warm and she tossed her wet clothes aside.

WHAT WAS THAT?? There was a noise coming from

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"clothes? Ah", the BBW said in his sexy voice, "By all means, unwrap yourself. There is a nice dry towel on the shelf and you can use it to get yourself comfortable." Goldilocks looked at him, grinned and realized that if she only could get away from his grasp she would be able to get up the stairs while he was still wrapped in the cold, wet sheet. Her only problem was to decide whether to stay in her wet, cold clothes or go out of the basement-cave wrapped in a towel. Quickly she decided to

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unwrap myself from this wet sheet. Giving him an encouraging smile, she said, " I really am very wet and uncomfortable now. Would you like to see me remove my dripping wet "

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wrap around the two of them, and they twirled and twirled in a circle. Now they were woozy from the tequila and dizzy from the twirling. She told him how she use to be a cheerleader and was an expert twirler. Her question to him was would you like to see me

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Goldie or Blonde? or who was it now? he couldn't remember her name as the tequila was going down so smoothly he drank it all gone............. and so he grabbed for HER and got a handfull of wet sheets and Blonde twirled around so that the wet sheets would

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started to feel better. What in the world was he thinking? Eating those bears had sure done a number on his stomach. Topping the meal off with porridge had only made him bloated. Ah, but this tequila was soothing and relaxing. She was pretty, and he bet she tasted good too! But something was not quite right. Why was she being so nice, why had she washed the sheets, and why was the room spinning?

Feeling a bit woozy, he grabbed for

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looking into his eyes thought to herself "hey he aint so bad looking there just might be a chance. So while enticing him all the while with the Tequila she whispered little things to him. After some time the BBW


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make friends w/ the wolf & plan a way to slay him. She began by speaking softly & soothingly while extolling the virtues of tequila. Holding the bottle out in front of her she began in earnest trying to talk the big bad wolf into taking a drink.

When she reached the top of the stairs she saw as well as heard the BBW growling low & deep in his throat.

Goldilocks said, 'I can help you get rid of that sore throat if you just take a few sips of this fine tequila.'

She approached slowly and

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Dropped them and asked herself what am I doing ? Looking for places to dry wet sheets when there is a wolf around. She made up her mind then to....

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take the wet sheets, go back up the stairs, and see if there was a clothes line outside. About halfway up, she realized the Big Bad Wolf might be around with that evil grin, so she stopped in midstep to think things over. About that time she heard his snarky little growl coming from the top of the stairs. And the wet sheets were getting heavy, so she

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realized she had not washed the sheets. So she stripped the bed and put the sheets in the washer. When they had finished washing she realized there was no dryer. What to do, so she decided, while hugging her bottle of tequila that she would........

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continuing down the stairs into a large room that looked as though it was carved out of the side of the hill. She quietly stepped over to the wall and gently touched the wall. Yes, it was just dirt. There was a bed carved out of the wall with a nice soft pillow and comfy down blanket neatly folded over the foot of the bed. She sat on the bed, drank more of the tequila and

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the other foot on the next step until she came to the bottom of the stairs. Qickly turnig on the light switch and could not believe her eyes. So she drank another big gulp of Tequila before

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quickly picked up the tequila bottle to save the remaining contents & drank straight from the bottle hoping she could calm her nerves.

As she slowly looked around looking for hints as to where the porridge had gone she heard muffled squealing noises coming from a kitchen broom closet. Hanging onto the bottle, in case her nerves took a turn for the worse, she walked towards the closet.

After reaching the closet she slowly pulled it open & saw that it was in fact a staircase that led down into a dark basement where she could hear the squeals more clearly. She, with much trepidation put her foot on the first step & then

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quickly picked up the bottle of Tequila and ran up the crickety stairs to find..............

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looked around and wondered how the Big Bad Wolf had got into the Three Bears House. Had he eaten Little Bear AND the porridge? She looked for a chair to sit on, she must be dreaming.

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"So, what have you been up to?" Goldi was so shocked to hear a wolf talk, that she

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As Goldilocks looked up at the big bad wolf she saw him lean down so close to her she could fell his breath on her cheek.

He bared his teeth when he smiled & said,



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And startled she was when she saw the bad wolf with that look in his eye.

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It was huge - - - really, really big. At first she was frightened, but in looking up and up and up, she discovered

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As she bent down to pick up the bottle of Tequila laying on it's side.
She jumped as she was startled when she felt someone touch her shoulder....

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Startled she heard loud snoring. Unlike any snoring she had ever heard before.
Frightened she turned to leave quickly when all of a sudden, low and behold, she felt
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the sound of dripping liquid. She followed the sound into the kitchen only to discover that the dripping sound wasn't coming from the faucet but from a bottle of Tequila laying on it's side.

Lying on the floor next to the pooling liquid was

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She takes one look at grand-ma in the bed and says "Move over grand-ma its cold outside you can keep me warm with your new fur coat" lol

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I know I said no chatting, but I am the MOM and that's why I am here, sheesh. sorry.

Add a whole paragraph to continue the story. Keep going Kathy, good to see you so quickly.

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears,

OR

Blondie makes a Grizzly Discovery.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

Startled, she heard


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Let's make a story together. Only rules are you can only post once a day. Otherwise, someone will monopolize the story, and you know who you are. Put your arms down Sherry, yes, we know who you are. No chatting, just continue the story.

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears,

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Blondie makes a Grizzly Discovery.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

Startled, she


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