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Great joke! That was cute one! I'll have to remember that.
It is attitude, not circumstance, that makes success possible in even the most unlikely conditions.
Just goes to show you that government people shouldn't try to throw their authority around.
Thanks for sharing. I'm still laughing.
If you haven't failed, you haven't lived !
Laugh, and the world laughs with you !!
Story with a Moral
A government representative visits a farm.
He tells the farmer "I need to inspect your farm"
The old farmer says: "Okay, but don't go in that paddock over there"
The government man says; "Mister, I have the government authority with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on this agricultural land. Have I made myself clear?"
The old farmer nods politely and continues to go about is work.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the man running for his life.
Close behind him is his bull.
The bull is gaining with every step.
The rep is clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..."Your card! Show him your card!"
Sandra / Cara
'It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not' - Anonymous
'Don't let what you cannot do, interfere with what you CAN DO TODAY' - Wooden