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7/3/12 9:15 A

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ran into the woods and decided if he needed to be sly as a fox, he would have to live like a fox first! First he...

It is attitude, not circumstance, that makes success possible in even the most unlikely conditions.


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6/29/12 10:08 A

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be as sly as a fox. Trying to come up with his escape plan the husband....

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6/23/12 8:34 A

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it was obvious that the paramedics were really dog people, the husband decided that if he was going to escape, he would have to....

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6/22/12 4:53 P

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loaded him on the ambulance and drove away with sirens blaring. He tried to tell them they got the wrong person but----

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6/22/12 3:25 P

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thinking she may be ill, called 911, but when the ambulance arrived they........

If you haven't failed, you haven't lived !

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6/22/12 11:34 A

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begins to tap dance while juggling the circus props. Seeing his wife acting quite differently, the husband...

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6/20/12 4:27 P

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still holding the props, his wife turns around and...

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6/20/12 4:21 P

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which left him still wondering what was going to happen next.......

Sandra / Cara

'It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not' - Anonymous

'Don't let what you cannot do, interfere with what you CAN DO TODAY' - Wooden
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6/8/12 5:42 P

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and she replies "none of your beeswax"

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6/6/12 2:40 A

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just what are you up to .......

Sandra / Cara

'It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not' - Anonymous

'Don't let what you cannot do, interfere with what you CAN DO TODAY' - Wooden
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3/16/12 1:46 P

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saw his wife grabbing some circus props. He raised one eyebrow and said...

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2/1/12 8:49 A

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"Then they may expect me to do tricks! Which I certainly will not." He turned and

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2/1/12 12:11 A

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So Mrs. Willabee told her husband he must fly low over the heads of the hunters to prove they are Eagles not Parrots to which Mr. Willabee replied:

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1/31/12 11:40 P

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"It wasn't me!" Perhaps those hunters don't realize we are Eagles!

Someone once told me that God doesn't give me any more than
He thinks I can handle for today. I remind myself of that when I'm having a bad day.


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1/31/12 10:05 P

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a shot rang out! Mrs. Willabee said, "Do you think that was the husband finding out about the parrot?!" Mr. Willabee replied,

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1/31/12 1:39 P

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ran and jumped in circles, while tapping her toes. All of a sudden.....

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. -Winnie the Pooh


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1/17/12 10:01 P

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Mrs. Willabee was so proud of her husband, that she...

Edited by: SHERRIE_BERRY at: 1/17/2012 (23:13)
Falling off the wagon isn't fatal! You might get a bruise or two but that'll just teach you to stop falling! ~Me

If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.- ~Dr. Seuss

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1/17/12 2:07 P

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He'll say: "Wonderful, diversity is good"!

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1/17/12 12:56 P

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Parrot! What will her husband say?

Someone once told me that God doesn't give me any more than
He thinks I can handle for today. I remind myself of that when I'm having a bad day.


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1/15/12 9:28 P

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Mrs. Willabee (that's the couple's name LOL) said, "how can that happen?" she must have mated with a...

Falling off the wagon isn't fatal! You might get a bruise or two but that'll just teach you to stop falling! ~Me

If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.- ~Dr. Seuss

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1/15/12 6:03 P

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Daddy red eagle, 2 green baby eagles and 1 purple baby eagle.

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1/15/12 2:39 P

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the home of the red eagle. Where we will find...

Falling off the wagon isn't fatal! You might get a bruise or two but that'll just teach you to stop falling! ~Me

If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.- ~Dr. Seuss

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1/15/12 2:23 P

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....travel to a far away place. Yes, we should fly to......

"If you don't do what's best for your body, you're the one who comes up on the short end."
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1/15/12 2:09 P

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she said I think I have a better idea, I think we should...

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1/15/12 12:01 P

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net and try to catch it before the sun rises in the west?

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1/15/12 10:23 A

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Do you think we ought to find a...

Falling off the wagon isn't fatal! You might get a bruise or two but that'll just teach you to stop falling! ~Me

If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.- ~Dr. Seuss

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1/14/12 8:26 P

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... a red eagle flying by & the sun setting in the east....

Only those who risk going too far can find out how far they can go.

Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth. Tame the dragon and the gift is yours. ~ Noela Evans.

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1/14/12 6:42 P

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...what bird call was that? I just saw...

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1/14/12 6:07 P

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whistled! He turned to her and said...

Falling off the wagon isn't fatal! You might get a bruise or two but that'll just teach you to stop falling! ~Me

If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.- ~Dr. Seuss

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1/14/12 4:09 P

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...looked over and saw her husband bending over and...

Take Care Now! Kristy


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1/14/12 3:59 P

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a fat lady setting on a swing.

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1/14/12 3:02 P

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All you have to do is add a line to the story, when we finish one story the next person can add the beginning to the next story. This should be funny!!

Here's the first line.

There once was a....

Falling off the wagon isn't fatal! You might get a bruise or two but that'll just teach you to stop falling! ~Me

If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.- ~Dr. Seuss

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