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5/16/12 3:08 A

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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

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11/15/11 3:36 A

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What gets bigger the more u take from it?

A whole

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11/9/11 3:56 A

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Sorry I need to write this in Afrikaans:
My dogter gaan eendag saam met haar pa na die slagpale van die drop. Ek het nie baie van die gedagte gehou nie, maar nou ja, wie kan nou 'n kind keer as pappa ja gesÍ het sy kan saam gaan.

Baie opgewonde kom sy terug, "Mamma, Mamma !!! By daai plek vat hulle 'n skaap en hulle sny hom tot dat hy soos vleis verander !!!"



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11/8/11 3:14 A

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"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."

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11/7/11 3:05 A

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."

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11/4/11 4:52 A

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Hahahaha here is some good advise:

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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11/3/11 7:33 A

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Meaning nothing by this joke, it's just funny for me...

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

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11/2/11 5:51 A

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

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10/31/11 3:08 A

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10/31/11 1:42 A

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer

interested?

PUPILS: A teacher.

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10/29/11 10:15 P

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Let's get some laughing in too, a good laugh is good for the body and soul..
Let's keep it clean and funny please

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