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9/6/16 8:37 P

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I got a message out of the blue from my last boss. About two years ago, I'd set up a software package for them to track maintenance requests.
It's a small team, and didn't really have specialty trades. But, for the supervisor of the team, under special skills I wrote 'underwater basket weaving'.
He was making changes to the system today and found it, and just had to give me a HaHa for it.
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8/31/16 3:44 P

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Punwars.

I love it when someone says a word and another person makes a pun, next thing you know, you fall down a rabbit hole of 'bad' linguistic humor.

Most of these aren't that well-documented, many are verbal or in private communications, but, I am a HUGE Lord of the Rings fan and I had to write up a punwar that had occurred on my facebook page.

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1/22/14 8:54 P

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Gotta check out that one. Thanks.
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1/22/14 8:48 P

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The web site " Damn You Autocorrect". I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face.
FYI: Some of it is x-rated.

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6/14/13 1:41 P

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Love George Carlin!

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3/5/13 6:20 P

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George Carlin, on religious institutions:

"God is all-powerful, and all-knowing ... but, bad with money!"

Lee

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3/4/13 2:36 A

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Love the drapes 'toon story.


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7/10/12 2:59 P

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Life doesn't come with a remote, you have to get up and change it yourself.


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6/29/12 3:41 P

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I changed the thread to include more than jokes, We're not all stand-up comedians.

This is a good place to share anything that makes us laugh. The title , "Let us PLAY" (not pray) turns me on. I love a safe playground for my weird sense of humor.

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Edited by: BARBARA_BOO at: 6/29/2012 (15:51)
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6/11/12 11:06 P

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Lol!

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6/10/12 8:51 P

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Someone posted a cartoon on my Facebook (I'm not there much, either :D) page that is a favorite of mine.

It shows a woman answering her door and being asked by a person holding an armload of literature, "Have you found Jesus?"

She looks quite startled, perhaps because there's someone hiding behind her drapes, and a pair of sandal-wearing feet are peeking out below them.
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6/10/12 6:03 P

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Let's share jokes, experiences, anything that makes us laugh.

Laughing burns calories and frees the mind.
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Edited by: BARBARA_BOO at: 6/29/2012 (15:45)
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