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2/24/12 11:28 A

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POOF flowers flowers flowers everywhere and now you have to dust yes move every vase and dust, how you enjoying those flowers now!!!

I wish I was sitting in a bar in Jamaica

I chose to do what's best for me!


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2/21/12 12:51 P

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POOF!...you have yacht sorry it is infested with termites.

I wish a had a room full of flowers...

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11/3/10 10:15 P

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POOF!...You are a millionaire! You won exactly 1 million dollars!!...and your stupid financial advisor has invested your money for a 30 year term, so you can't touch it! Its only paying out $1.30 per month.....


I wish I had my own yacht...

Don't give up what you want most for what you want now!

I'm Pending... A Work in Progress!

I may not have gone where I intended to go but I think I have ended where I needed to be. Douglas Adams


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1/28/09 12:27 P

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poof - your a famous actor and everyone only pretends to like you and think your brilliant but they only wqant to use you to get in to high class restaurants for meals which they expect you to pay for. You constantly have to go for botox you are only as good as your last movie.

I wish I was a millionaire.

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1/26/09 8:11 A

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Poof! You've booked yourself to a wonderful tropical location - and at a great price - only to find out when you get there - it's monsoon season and spend the entire week holed up in a sweatbox of a hotel room (the AC broke) reading 3 year old People's Magazines.

I wish I was a famous actor

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1/20/09 2:35 A

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Poof! Your job got more intesting...working on bikes all day...for other people. You are so tired after working on Triumphs,Harleys and Yamahas that you just can not seem to find the energy to ride on your two wheel chrome as often anymore:(

I wish I could go on a holiday for a week.

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1/16/09 11:03 A

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Poof! You are world reknowned for singing hauntingly beautiful ballads about belly button lint, toe jam and tooth decay.

I wish I had a more interesting job.


(What an excellent thread! Good reading! Excellent imaginations!! Going to try to revive it here!!)

Have a peek: Spark Team: Canada in Pictures:
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3/12/08 3:23 P

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Poof...You are then the type of person who has no interest in food and even less interesting in being in the kitchen, you live on take out.

I wish I could sing and was recognized around the world for that ability...singing hauntingly beautiful ballads.

Edited by: ABMVHSA at: 3/12/2008 (15:23)
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2/21/08 4:52 P

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oh right..I forgot. emoticon I suppose my wish should be for a better memory,LOL. But, I think I will wish for a state of the art kitchen with all special features.

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2/21/08 1:58 P

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hack, hack, hack...lol Dale, you paint such a lovely picture, but what's your wish??


sooz

Negativity is hazardous to my health.

Live raw, organic green, crave raw, organic green.


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2/20/08 4:57 P

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Poof!! Your beautiful winterized cottage is everything you could dream it to be. the lake shines like gold in the winter sun. The steelmaking plant on the opposite shore has been sued for the pollution it seeps into the lake, but who cares, the smell isn't that bad. And the fact that the only road out of there is frozen solid for most of the winter only means that you have to buy several months worth of groceries and hope that winter weather doesn't drag on into spring. Ah, such relaxation.(just don't take too deep a breath)

ps. welcome back Sunsetwatcher, we missed you!

Edited by: DSAULWHY at: 2/20/2008 (16:57)
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2/20/08 2:05 P

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Poof! While you were taking a nap from a hard days work, little elves worked feverishly to landscape your entire garden and build you a beautiful pool. They scurry into the grass just as you get up to see that a very small portion of your yard has been transformed into a luxurious garden with a tiny pool to put your finger. Uh oh, maybe you should have wished for something a little bigger then a minaturized version of what you really wanted. Dream big!

I wish I lived in a winterized cottage, overlooking a lake.


sooz

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1/19/08 8:52 P

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Poof!!! You have just won the latest in a reality tv show, "Clean the Clutter"! wow, the messes are gone, all your papers...good and bad, and all the magazines...oops, too bad about the ones you were saving because they had antique value...too bad the decorators won't listen to you, so who cares about purple and lime green stripes, plaid cushions and hot pepper red ceiling. It all goes so well with the vintage trs80 computer. Hope you know how to use dos basic.

Wish I could get the garden all landscaped with a pool.

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1/19/08 7:24 P

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Poof! You have all your xmas shopping done, the presents are wrapped and under the tree for xmas eve. During the night the ten dogs you own come romping in tearing apart all the gifts leaving you with a final gift of pee and poo on everything!

I wish someone would declutter my computer room and paint the walls in fun colours.

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11/26/07 4:16 P

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poof!!!

The computer wizard reaches out of your monitor and forces you away from your SparkTeam page. The wizard tells you that you may not return until your housework is done. You shake your dustmop at the miserable creep which angers him. He immediately starts downloading piles of dust and debris which he throws all over your floor. Realizing that you must appease the nasty wizard you begin singing "We're off to see the Wizard". This immediately calms him and he smiles and invites you to return to your Spark friends.


I wish I had my Christmas shopping done.

We either make ourselves happy or miserable. The amount of work is the same.


 
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11/26/07 1:08 P

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Poof! A cleaning lady appears and starts to spray EasyOff oven cleaner into your oven. There is a small pan on the top shelf that she does not see and there is some lasagna in it! The fumes are so strong... your oven is a self cleaner and does not need spray! emoticon The smoke is so thick that your smoke alarm goes off, your cat starts coughing up fur balls and then you see flames coming from the oven and remember the lasagna!!! LOL

I wish that someone would come and kick me off the computer and get me going cleaning my house!


Edited by: CURLYSHIRLEY at: 11/26/2007 (13:10)


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11/26/07 12:00 P

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OOOOOOPS!!!
I forgot!

Um, okay, I wish somebody would clean my oven for me.

We either make ourselves happy or miserable. The amount of work is the same.


 
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11/25/07 6:51 P

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Sugar, how about your wish?



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11/25/07 5:56 P

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LOLOL!
poof- you have your own secretary so you no longer need to write your own letters and emails and have oodles of time to eat potato chips. Your new secretary, however, misspells everything and as a result, you get 'duh, boy are you dumb' emails from everyone. You feel so ashamed that you fire the secretary and return to writing for yourself to save face as well as a gazillion calories.

We either make ourselves happy or miserable. The amount of work is the same.


 
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11/23/07 5:31 A

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poof! - you are in your castle, it has no roof and the weather is typical English rain. the walls are crumbling and you find bits of stone have crushed your luggage and all your clothes are now looking like they just came out of the washing machine. Not to worry the soggy weather means the kidney pie has a soggy crust, and since you can't eat it, you lose weight.

I wish I had my own secretary...

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11/23/07 12:03 A

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poof...you have an incredibly beautiful winter home just outside Belize City which you enjoy until April when you decide to participate in the annual Cross Country Classic bicycle race. As you ride across the finish line you are knocked unconscious by a falling coconut. You awake months later to find that not only have you have missed summer in Canada, but you've gained 25 pounds and someone stole your bike!

I wish I could spend a summer in an ancient castle.
I wish

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10/8/07 8:01 A

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poof...you have a gorgeous, secluded mansion on the water...so close to the water that it floods at every high tide, and so secluded that no one can find it, except for the maid service who keep sending you 20 year olds who spend their days sunning themselves on your beach.

I wish I had winter home in Belize.

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10/7/07 10:48 A

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Poof! You've just won that contest and have free airfare, anywhere, anytime -the phone rings just as you go to pick it up to call everyone, when your Doctor is on the other end telling you your dizzy spells are caused by an aerterial condition that prohibits you from heights of more than 50ft.

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I wish I had a secluded mansion on the waterfront, complete with maid service.

Edited by: MIMISPARK at: 10/8/2007 (11:40)
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10/5/07 5:45 P

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poof you weigh the same as you did when you were 20 but all your friends are a little overweight and are jealous of you and don't invite you over or make plans with you anymore and you are lonely and are not even a member of Spark People so you have no one to talk to.

Whew... that was a hard one to knock!

I wish I won a contest that gave me free airfare at anytime, anywhere in the world?



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10/5/07 1:38 P

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poof you have lots of dogs...in fact you have so many dogs that you can't get on your own bed, none of them are house trained and all your furniture is ruined.

I wish I weighed the same now as I did at 20.


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Poof...you have a chaffeur. Too bad he failed his driving test, is an alcoholic and hopped up on pills. When he goes to drive you to your destination he passes out behind the wheel and you end up turned over in a ditch.

I wish I had lots of dogs (boston terriers & boxers).

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10/4/07 6:10 P

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poof..you have a huge RV, so huge that you can't afford the gas to haul it around and it won't fit in your driveway but the city bylaw says you can't park on the street so the parking tickets are adding up..

I wish I had a chauffeur

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10/4/07 4:11 P

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Poof- you have the 2nd home in Los Vegas and spend all your time and money gambling around town and have to sell everything you own, and borrow a few hundred thousand to pay up!

I wish I had a huge RV!

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10/4/07 9:08 A

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Poof! You have a million dollars... now every acquantaince you have ever known is calling visiting, charity organizations have your number, your family all need new cars and the house you are building is going way over budget and is going to cost you $700,000. and the whole family is coming for Christmas and staying with you with you footing the bill as you won the money!!!


I wish I had a (second) home in Las Vegas!

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10/4/07 6:54 A

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poof! and by reading my mind you'll be hungry all the time and gain weight. I wish I had a million dollars.

Edited by: KARENCHAP at: 10/4/2007 (06:55)
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You've all heard the expression, "Careful what you wish for"...well, here you get to make a wish, for example, "I wish I could fly..." and the next person comes along and corrupts your wish, "poof..you can fly but you fly over a church steeple and get your skirt wrapped around it." Then that person makes a wish....and the next person will corrupt that one.

I'll get us started.

I wish I could read minds..

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