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5/19/12 11:33 P

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I have to humbly admit to being sexist on a few occasions - this is one of them. Interpreting the written Braille, slowly because I learned to read braille such a long time ago, from start to the last sentence, twice so I was sure I didn't make a mistake .......... No! Popeye, you have been happily married for 40 years.

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5/19/12 10:30 A

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he liked the braille !



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5/19/12 8:43 A

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And what's on your undies Timothy?

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5/18/12 10:45 P

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"More room to express yourself"

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5/18/12 10:32 P

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More room to express yourself.

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5/18/12 7:07 P

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I am afraid nothing too interesting - I am rather inclined to ' Granny panties ' !!

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What's on your undies?

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A modest Irish young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence,



"If you can read this you're too damn close!" embroidered on her panties and bra.



"Yes madame," said the clerk, ĒI'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?"



"Braille," she replied, innocently lowering her lashes.





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