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Fitness Minutes: (114,887) Posts: 4,421 4/2/12 9:32 P
County fairs are the worst. Where are those people the rest of the year???
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Fitness Minutes: (0) Posts: 1,247 4/2/12 12:27 P
If I'm alone & I'm looking at a set of #'s using that set I will that that & will see how I can make it so if they be as if I'm sharing something with others it will come out as evenly as posiable like here a set of 5 #'s 95846 NOW how do you get so it looks evenly dived start with 95 we balance that too 77 leave the 8 now the 46 will come out as 55 now we got 77855 leave the 77 & now lets do 855 We take 2 off the8 bringing that to 6 & we devide the 2 to the 2 5's & we have 666 Now add the 77 to 666 & we have 77666 NOW LETS SHUFFLE those to look good & evenly balanced & we come out with 67676 Now add those 5 #'s as single #'s & now we have 32 now add those 2 #'s as SINGLE #'s & we END WITH THE LONE #5. You can do this with any # of ways with any set of # you want
Posts: 4,317 4/2/12 11:34 A
To amuse myself, I just try to have an adult conversation with my 18 year old son. I always come away laughing. What a dope. Was I ever that dumb? I don't know, Dad is dead and Mom has trouble remembering yesterday. And my sisters all lie.
Start by doing what is necessary, then do what is possible and suddenly you will be doing the impossible -- St Francis of Assisi
Fitness Minutes: (67,129) Posts: 8,721 4/2/12 6:56 A
Timothy... you made me laugh out loud this morning! I swear that people have magic mirrors at home..... I mean really!?!?! I work with the public everyday, so I have seen some pretty ...uhmm .... unusual people. So to me the People of Walmart really crack me up... especially their captions! Around here we call them Walmartians!
Fitness Minutes: (0) Posts: 1,247 4/1/12 9:30 P
A way do this would be to find something you can MAKE HUMOR WITH I've sent a couple of PRIVATE emails to other members & my BAD BUT CLEAN JOKES 1has responded the other 1 hasn't so look around you never know when you can use something & do it all within the laws passed by government. I was on a bus tour 1 year durning my vacation from work & we got a tour of the WHITE HOUSE I bought something at the gift shop then I went up to this SECRET SERVICE OFFICIAL THAT WAS STANDING NEAR BY & SAID " I SEE YOU HAVE A RUBBER ROOM HERE FOR THE CRAZY MEMBERS OF THE PRESIDENT'S FAMILY" HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. SO I GIVE HIM THE PUNCH LINE " BLUE DEPRESS CRAZY RUBBER GET IT" HE LOOKS AT ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE & SAYS " I KNOW WHERE YOUR COMING FROM"
Fitness Minutes: (67,129) Posts: 8,721 4/1/12 8:04 P
Trying to get more involvement on the threads..... What would people like to see on the threads. Some of the old threads are very dated, but we can't delete . any suggestions
I read the jokes that people send me on the internet. I check out People of Walmart every couple of months. Most people just crack me up! I have to amuse myself or I'd go crazy and most people would say I don't have far to go!
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