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6/2/11 5:19 P

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all I say is... AND, what is your point?

Edited by: KARRIECAN1 at: 6/2/2011 (17:19)
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10/18/10 2:30 A

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These are great!

Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

The fourth glass of wine is always a good idea before you do it and a really bad idea afterward! ;-)

It is far easier to MAKE time to exercise than it is to FIND time to exercise. You want results???? MAKE it happen.


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10/17/10 8:07 P

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Sometimes the hubs will say something that he thinks is funny and I'll say ......

Did you hurt yourself when you thought that one up?

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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10/17/10 2:53 P

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Great responses; I need these for all the off color, racists, sexists, ageist, Republican-Democrat jokes I hear frequently.

"Every man I meet is in some way my superior, and in that I can learn of him." John Adams Ruth


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10/15/10 2:37 P

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and... thats all that matters! LOL

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10/15/10 12:30 P

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You ever have someone tell you a really bad joke, and they think it was funny and expect you to laugh, and all you want to do is groan (and sometimes you do)?

Sometimes, don't you wish you knew what to say in response after hearing this sad attempt at humor?

Well, now you do...

some possible responses (maybe you can come up with some more...)

Should I laugh now?

Alright, I thought you were cool until now.

Um...where is the window?

My turn. Let me give you a riddle. I wasn't listening the first time, tell me why?

Did you come up with that yourself or did your Mama tell it to ya?

That's OK, you can try again later...

Wow, I'd better write that one down.

Oh, I'm sorry, was that a joke?

Oh I'm sorry....you were finished???

I'm assuming you thought of that yourself.




I have a confession to make -- I didn't make this stuff up -- I stole it from another site while I was looking for a joke to post -- but who cares? It's funny anyway....


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