A traveling salesman walks into a bar after being on the road for weeks. He is thirsty...and in need of the company of a woman.
He orders a beer, drinks it down, then calls the bartender over.
"I've been traveling for awhile. Do you know where I might be able to find the company of the fairer sex?"
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't have any women in this town."
The salesman laughs and says, "No seriously, where can I find the ladies?"
Bartender replies, "No seriously, we don't have any women in this town. However, if you're really hard up, you can head out that back door. There's a field of sheep..."
The salesman stares at the bartender in disbelief and says, "No way! I'm not that desperate." He orders another beer and says nothing more.
After a few more beers, he's more drunk and more desperate. He calls the bartender back over. "You sure you guys don't have any women in this town?"
"Nope, but the sheep are that way."
Finally horny enough to try anything, the salesman heads out the back door. He's gone for about two hours when he comes back in cuddling with a sheep under his arm.
Everyone in the bar turns to look when the bartender gasps out loud.
The salesman drops the sheep and says, "Hey, I thought you said you guys used the sheep out back!!!"
Bartender says, "Yeah, we do, but that's the sheriff's girl!"
Life is too short not to LIVE OUT LOUD!
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