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8/21/10 3:31 P

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Unless it was a set-up, why would you have anything good to say about anyone at all?

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8/19/10 3:44 P

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Jukebox, that cracked me up laughing.



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8/19/10 12:46 P

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Jokes you can go to hell for got removed- admin let us know with a thread called 'thread removed'- so we started chatting up a storm in the thread removed thread.
There were quite a few postings- it was going well.
.... someone got offended by a joke in jokes you go to hell for... gee, what were they expecting to read in a jokes you go to hell for thread? Hmmmmmm?
If you get offended easily- stay the freaking frack out of this team, that's what we say.
Only thick skinned vile and malicious gossip is allowed.
Or as Dorothy always said- 'If you have nothing good to say about people, please- come sit by me.'

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I am a kind of pranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - JD Salinger



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8/19/10 7:56 A

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I seem to have missed something but all the threads look like they are there. What's up?

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8/19/10 3:21 A

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quite so , quite so my girl! Stay tuned I am sure you will hear more I haven;t checked in to the New place yet myself...it is private you know(eye brow lift and nose in the air) There is an old chinese saying "better to pierce your tongue than wag it with the Truth when censors are around"

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8/19/10 3:09 A

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Freaking fracking, it was driving them nuts to have us in a 'thread removed' thread....
Sometimes, Spark Co gets a tad whimsical on our butts.

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8/19/10 12:51 A

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the ghost crowd has moved. we are here, we are there ,we are everywhere!!! so beware and look closely..... (eye brow wiggle!)

Start each day fresh, the slate is clean , make good choices today.....for better results tomorrow.


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8/18/10 11:22 P

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wow... what part of sarcasm do they not understand?!?!?



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8/18/10 9:30 P

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No Mare, it's not just you. They took that thread away too.

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Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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8/18/10 7:17 P

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Is it just me, or did the 'thread removed' thread just disappear?
They are taking our history--- sigh.

Mare-

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8/18/10 11:51 A

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That was great - thanks!

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8/18/10 11:33 A

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Thought you might like this little tale, made me smile.



Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out both were very faithful and loving wives.
However, they were over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery...

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

"These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
Said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.' "






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