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BUDDYSMYFRIEND
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Worked with a girl who had the married name of Marsha Marsh.

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I know this girl with the last name Godbehere........Spelled just like that. Hmmm, I wonder if she's an atheist?

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Lilly Eastbutt- I have not dared ask where the name came from..
Lars Daughtersdaughter Prehistoric names are like this in denmark lol..
Larson Wilson Peterson Sorenson Lars Will Peter and Soren had alot of sons lol..



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I knew this guy ,whose last name was Dick (true ; honestly).
well he join the Army.Become a Private

need I say more.



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Kathy Butts. i actully know two.


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well, ive been looking and right now i cant find my proof (which i wouldnt be able to load anyway), but i found this article about a guy who i think fought in WWII whose name was hymen shocker


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OK this is not so funny as a name but for the way it is spelled and why.

I had a navigator once who name was pronounced Darrell Floyd except it was not spelled that way.

He was born into a military family who moved often. His mother was from the hills of North Carolina and later moved to Kentucky but by the time he was born she had married and was at K.I. Sawyer Air Force base in the U.P. of Michigan where they were not used to a lot of Southern drawls so when he was born the nurse asked for a name and spelled it as she heard it. So this guy named Darrell has his name once and forever spelled DAYRALL.

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We were in a store once and they were paging Suc Wang.

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There is a famous Baroque composer named Johannes Fux. Should be pronounced "fooks," but there's always someone in the first year music history class who embarrasses him/herself mispronouncing it. :-)

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My distant cousins...twins...Candy and Clark Barr

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My dh told me last night about an attorney named Su Yu.

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I used to work in the payroll department of a large grocery chain. We had lots of interesting names. Two that I remember off the top of my head are Ivory Towers and Irma Lerma.

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Richard J Head...aka Dick Head (used to work with him)

and from our local cemetary...

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Sandy Beech

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Dunno about individual's names, but I was born on Seymour-Johnson Air Force Base.

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LOL, Muffy Bush! I think I'd keep my maiden name in that case :)

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Pujoles always cracked me up too. These are great.

Okay, a while back I saw a friend of mine I hadn't seen in years and she'd gotten married. Her married name is now Muffy Bush.

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My daughter's pediatrician is Farzana Butt.

Live like no one else, so that one day you can live like no one else.
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I worked with a woman named Joanne Sux and there was an Arabic patient at the Doctor I worked for who was named Wafu Wuzwuz. I told the Doctor it sounded like the name of a cartoon character.

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Yes, the person I mentioned is real. Dick Rash always went by Rick though :)

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I used to work for Major Beaver and later Major Dick. I always wanted to get those two together.
But Major Dick was indeed a major dick.

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my ex worked with a guy named rich stone. all the guys call him dick rock. not sure he loves that name but that's what everyone knows him as.

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Harry (harold) Chin

When we would get a new receptionist, and she would page "harold chin", I would tell he prefers to be called 'harry'. Always cracked me up!

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As immature as I am I always laugh when watching baseball and hear Albert Pujoles (poo holes) and even A Rod cracks me up. Doesn't take much, huh?

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So my fiance works with a guy whose last name is Savery. His daughter married a guy named Eaton. Her name is now ___ Savery Eaton. I just think that's hilarious.

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Yep, they're real. A guy named "Dick Payne" calls for my boss sometimes, and one time I couldn't resist and told him there was a guy with an embarrassing personal problem on the line for him. I got glared at for that one!

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Are these people real, because they are hilarious. I meant to specify they should be real people you know or you've at least met and had to resist not cracking up during the introductions.



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How 'bout Dick Trickle?

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Dick Rash. Really.

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Crystal Chanda Lear

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I know some people with some wacky names. I'm saving my best one for later. But for now...

I know a guy named Rusty Spear.

You?

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