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3/28/09 12:46 A

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Goodvibes.
Where you don't NEED to lose any weight. Satisfaction guaranteed. Solo rides have no bumping noses or bellies. Tee hee.

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3/27/09 9:42 P

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sheesh. now y'all got me looking at the sale at goodvibes.com lol. the mother ship of magic wands

Hara Hachi Bu--only eat until you are 80% full.


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3/27/09 9:23 P

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You got me TBONE --- Water out the nose on the screen!
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It explains so much for so many of us.

Of course, the anal probes were the most fun --- weren't they?

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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3/27/09 5:11 P

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Alternatively- it could be that we are on the wrong planet. On another planet, I am just the right weight. Yeah, I have alien genes. Some of those probes weren't anal after all...
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3/27/09 11:27 A

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Lets see, then I should be over 7 feet tall. No thanks. I am happy at over 6"1

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I could probably stand to be 5'8 or so to be within range. I'm only 10 pounds from being within a normal BMI. So, I'm not doing too bad! 5'8 would put me in the model category...wouldn't it?!? Maybe I could afford the lipo that I need! lol!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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I need to be 6'10" apparently...

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3/27/09 8:48 A

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True, Linda. I think I'm supposed to be 6'7". emoticon

And VERY true, Mare. I agree completely. What's that they say? "Character is what you get when you don't get what you REALLY want."

Edited by: MY_AGREEMENT at: 3/27/2009 (08:49)
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3/27/09 2:09 A

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Hey I am not overweight. I am just severely UNDERTALL.

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3/27/09 12:02 A

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I love your response. Great attitude. (no sarcasm this time, I promise)


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It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it GREAT

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3/26/09 11:58 P

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Some smart aleck was writing an article about how ennobling and wonderful it is to learn self discipline and limitations and tracking and how wonderful it is to be hard core about tracking his food and calories burned, and how much stronger he is because he does all this crap, and how marvelous it is for his personality that he is doing all this.
He said if there was a magic wand he wouldn't take it.
Yeah, right.
And your bone is stronger if you break it, so let's all break our legs so we are stronger, right?
I mean, sheesh, I know I'm practically a saint now, and so pure, and I'd take the wand. Yes, I would.
But all the damn wands for sale out there have side affects like leaking anal fluids, or stuff, so I'll go with the biologically correct solution. But I sure won't fool myself.
In a perfect world- I would never have gotten fat in the first place.

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It's not a DIE-et- it's a LIVE-it!

I am a kind of pranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - JD Salinger



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3/26/09 10:36 P

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I find one wand, use it correctly, and then somebody distracts me and I use it wrong and *POOF* there are those unwanted pounds again. Now my sister has had one since high school and ALWAYS uses it correctly. Has 2 boys and can eat her 6ft+ brothers under the table and not gain a freaking ounce. Biotch!

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3/26/09 7:23 P

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Did you use the wand backwards? Don't you read the fine print??

Katrina
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You can not change yesterday - it's done.
You can only dream of tomorrow.
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What are you going to do today to reach your goals of tomorrow?

It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it GREAT

Go little Turtle Go!


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3/26/09 7:22 P

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I found a few as well but am having the worst time unloading them!

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3/26/09 4:15 P

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Ummm...sorry not claiming those! You can have them!



Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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If anyone has lost a few pounds, I think I found them...

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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Sounds to me that we may need to get a Lost and found going...I could really use a flat tummy and trim legs for the summer if anyone can find them... emoticon

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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3/26/09 3:45 P

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On the same note, could someone direct me to where the fountain of youth is? I know that Ponce de Leon was looking for it. Someone should have found it by now.

Linda

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3/26/09 2:58 P

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loe, that's JUST where my mind went lol

Hara Hachi Bu--only eat until you are 80% full.


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Oh, I thought you meant a Hitachi magic wand...

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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3/26/09 2:50 P

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I FOUND IT!!!!!

For the small fee of $59.95, I too will share this amazing wonder with you all...



Disclaimer(in print too small to actually read of course): If this product does not work for you, it's because you used it wrong. If you gain weight, you used it backwards emoticon

Edited by: BLUEROSE73 at: 3/26/2009 (14:55)
Katrina
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You can not change yesterday - it's done.
You can only dream of tomorrow.
The only day you can change is today.
What are you going to do today to reach your goals of tomorrow?

It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it GREAT

Go little Turtle Go!


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IF YOU PRAY FOR IT, BROTHERS & SISTERS, JEEEEEEESUS WILL BRING IT TO YOU. FOR A SMALL DONATION OF $5,000 I WILL PRAY FOR THE SINNERS AMONG YOU WHO HAVE NO DIRECT LINE TO GAWWWWWAD.

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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I'll be anxiously awaiting to see the answer to this question.

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3/26/09 1:50 P

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Funny. I seem to have lost mine too. Let me know if you find it! Darn weight! There has to be an easier way!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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3/26/09 1:46 P

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Katrina
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You can not change yesterday - it's done.
You can only dream of tomorrow.
The only day you can change is today.
What are you going to do today to reach your goals of tomorrow?

It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it GREAT

Go little Turtle Go!


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Could someone please tell me where to find one of those magic wands? You know, the one where I can eat anything I want to, anytime I want to. I won't gain a single pound in extra weight. As for loosing the extra weight I have now, well that will just magically disappear. No hard work. No will power.

All sorts of companies offer this wand, so it must exist, right???

Katrina
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You can not change yesterday - it's done.
You can only dream of tomorrow.
The only day you can change is today.
What are you going to do today to reach your goals of tomorrow?

It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it GREAT

Go little Turtle Go!


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