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7/14/09 11:36 P

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Shrimp reminds me of a stupid water hamster - but that's redundant.

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7/14/09 12:45 P

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Daft Shrimp:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy1AonPdL6o

And you gotta see that same shrimp auditioning for his Rocky performance piece:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDECbNdhr_k&
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7/14/09 12:32 P

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Shrimpilicious!

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7/12/09 12:50 P

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And who can forget

"YOU'RE SHRIMPLY IRRESISTABLE" by Robert "CATFISH" Palmer?

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7/12/09 9:53 A

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Fameous Shrimp songs....


You're Shrimply The Bass - by Tuna Turbot




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SHRIMP SLAP!

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6/29/09 10:40 P

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For grilling, Giant Gulf Shrimp are at the top of the menu in Galveston.

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6/29/09 5:58 A

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Two shrimps are in an oven. One shrimps says to the other, "holy cow, it's hot in here!"
The other shrimp says ", HOLY COW! a talking shrimp!

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6/28/09 7:23 P

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Life is like a box of Shrimplates


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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
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6/28/09 3:37 P

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I know everything they is to know 'bout the shrimpin' bidness...

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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6/28/09 2:44 P

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A martini with shrimp, green olive and a pearl onion is a complete meal.

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6/28/09 10:47 A

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Personally I prefer alcohol and lots of it!



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5/24/09 11:05 P

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5/23/09 5:38 P

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Very good question! First I've seen it!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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5/23/09 11:18 A

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what the heck is this?

LOL!

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1/6/09 5:40 P

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When hosting a cocktail party, make sure there is enough peeled shrimp.

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