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4/19/13 8:02 P

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Have I got a short film that will answer this question for once and for all!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIaKazxVqYE

It's actually a decent little play on the Zombie mythos emoticon

If I had to actually answer from my own thoughts... I would say that Zombies don't poop like we do, but at some point their stomachs would burst causing all of the flesh they had consumed to leak/fall/slide out.

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4/19/13 3:29 A

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I feel like I should be disturbed we are discussing zombie poop...but it makes sense in a weird kind of way.

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3/31/13 11:42 P

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Or they eat so much that they just finally kinda just explode and that is the end of that zombie?? But then they would not really be dead...........just in two pieces? Hmmm, I don't know!!

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3/31/13 11:34 P

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This is a question I have been asking for years. Digestion requires active muscle contractions and digestive enzymes to move food through the system and out. We see them eating large volumes of people but they should only be able to put in until their stomach has stretched to the maximum and then they would have a GI obstruction. The best answer I have heard on this issue is that they might actually rupture their stomach and then everything can just fall out into the abdomen, and as their tissue rots and holes form in the abdomen, they can drop it back out on the ground in the same condition that it went in. So there wouldnt be zombie patties around but instead just chewed up body parts.

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3/28/13 9:04 P

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Yeah, you're right. That's true. Whatever they do have in their systems probably just gets expelled somewhere else.

I think though, besides the fact that they're dead and rotting away, if zombies are so gaunt in movies and shows, they probably don't eat that much, really. They just bite or chew, and very little goes into their stomachs.

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3/28/13 2:48 P

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hmmmmmmm, zombie poop............hmmmmmmmmmm.

Interesting question. I don't think that they necessarily poop like we do. But if you think about it, they have no voluntary functions, so its possible that it "technically" gets expelled without effort. hmmmmmm Its one of those things we may never know.

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3/28/13 6:36 A

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Or...like with cattle,wouldn't there be Zombie-pies all over?! I mean there are as many of them as a herd of cattle... emoticon !

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3/28/13 1:07 A

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Oh I agree, no poop. But, it can't just sit there. there's the zombie that ate lori, or the one they ripped apart to find Sophia. But aside from that you don't see many zombies with much girth. If it just sat wouldn't they all have giant bellies?

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3/27/13 9:07 P

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Probably, or just sits in the body. My thinking is, how can a zombie poop, if their body is rotting, and no longer has a working digestive system.

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3/27/13 8:26 P

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If they don't poop, where do the brains go? Absorbed elsewhere?

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3/26/13 3:08 P

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I agree with YAGERMONSTER, I don't think they poop

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3/26/13 6:46 A

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Ewwww-my mind is going so many places-basically,I'm with yagermonster on this-dead don't
go.Wouldn't it be clinging to their clothes?(I know,they already stink from rotting)-hey,if they
aren't offed-do they just slowly rot away?-like I said-too many strange thoughts...

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3/26/13 5:49 A

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Nice! Ranks up there with how many Angels can Dance On the Head of Pin!

Will ponder this and submit my thesis at a later date.... emoticon

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3/26/13 1:44 A

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This mystery will never be answered. My guess is no digestive tract, hence no poop.
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3/25/13 10:28 P

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I wanted to leave you with a topic to chat about while I am away for the week.

Do zombies poop? Think about it. Discuss.

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