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Goal?!?!? Who knew?!?!?! Oh yea... goals ... to be Sarcastic and have fun doing it!



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4/3/12 11:47 P

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Goals???

Yes, we do actually have some. I wanted to make them funnier, but my brilliance was on low battery power.

They are at near the bottom of the main team page, just above the New Members section.

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I'm new and drowning in water. Lost about 5 lbs. finding my way around the site.. Haven't figured it all out yet, so looking forward to losing the next 10. Just sayin'. Wanna loose weight, and be the tiny big louder mouth sarcastic that de-stresses and (at times) probably outrages people - hard to tell when they are laughing so hard.
Anyhow, what are the goals here???? Please advise.
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9/21/11 1:57 A

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Yep...same old, same old.

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9/20/11 6:41 P

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Really, did you change the goals? or are they still the old ones?

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There is nothing funnier - nor more stupid, than the "general public". Wouldn't it be more correct to call them the "private public"? Most of them will never be promoted above corporal?

Just this morning at Rehab, I had the opportunity to make a correction of someone's "Press foot on gas pedal before ensuring the car is running".

As I was starting my exercise routine, I was told to "Say goodbye to Emily. This is her last day."

My instantaneous response?

"Oh my G*d! Emily? I didn't even know you were ill! If this were my last day, I certainly wouldn't be spending it at work!"

There was a distinct lack of sound - an absolute and total break in conversation, then everyone broke out laughing. Ta Duh! Not Ta da, ta duh.

EVERYONE saw the error in the sentence.

I am so glad I was there to help people communicate more clearly (somehow, I really don't think many of them will really "learn" - nor be able to put the lesson into use).

So, if this is now a weekly goal, you can put a "Gold Star" next to my name for this week.

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Well i make as little eye contact as possible...... That does help..alsojust do ghings to amuse myself....guess that is why i'm so twisted!!! LOL



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Chris: I think you have to be deaf and dumb to do the job you do.

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well I do that on a daily basis, that's not work, comes naturally! Believe me, I deal with stupid ALL DAY long!



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9/2/11 1:06 A

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I was thinking "Make somebody cry by using your sarcastic wit on their stupid a$$."

But we would probably only want our goal to be once a week or so. We're not mean...just funny as #ell.

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I have to have "lost" 20 lbs easy!!! logging on and off.



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Lose 10 lbs in one week solely by logging in and answering threads to Sarcastics Unlimited.

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Team Goals!!?!?!? Who knew!?!?!? I thought this team was about having sarcastic fun!?!?

OK ..... I guess.... if mommy and daddy say we have to!

How about... how many people you PI$$ED of today?

Or How many looked at you funny because of what you said?

I'm only saying.......



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Gee...I WISH I was that (aka not-at-all) good at pulling jokes.

Sorry...the goals are at the bottom of the main team page. Click the link above (at least it's there in this window) next to the word "TEAM" that says 'Sarcastics Unlimited'.

That should take you to the main team page, and the goals are at the bottom of THAT page.

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Edited by: SASSYJAY at: 8/29/2011 (19:58)
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i don't know--i'm kinda with popeye on this one--but you know what--maybe I missed it. i'll check again just in case. emoticon


nope, still no team goals at the bottom of THIS page. LOLOL!!

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Obviously they are stale, commonplace, lame, uninspired and sleep-inducing.

Why?

THERE IS NOTHING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!

Was this supposed to be a sarcastic joke?

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Ummm...the current Team Goals (at the bottom of the page) are stale, commonplace, lame, uninspired, and sleep-inducing.

Post your ideas for something a bit more exciting...yet reasonably achievable by this socially unfit bunch.

Deadline for submissions is September 15, 2011. Top three ideas will become our new goals, and winners will receive a 100-point Spark Goodie of their choice as a prize to be cherished forever.

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