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Once I saw an article about a woman that reatired after years smelling other people's armpits.... not a good one either.

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I was wrong testing anal thermometers sounds like the pick of the bunch.

Imagine being the fartologist??? My brother would be able to curl his nose hairs I bet!!

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Talking about bad jobs......

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Ouch!

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3/7/11 12:52 P

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Just one of the many jobs I'm grateful not to have had!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things.
So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

The best things in life are unseen, that's why we close our eyes when
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Haha very nice!! That makes me appreciate my job just a little more!

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When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this:


On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section
where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
made by *Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.


Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that:


*every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested.*


Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, I am so very glad that I do
not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company.

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