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8/6/10 9:54 P

George Carlin was a very funny guy,,,(RIP)

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8/5/10 7:20 P

Read 'em all!

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8/5/10 10:33 A

Every last one, all the way to the bottom, made me think.

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8/4/10 2:06 P

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8/4/10 1:51 P

Sounds like you like George Carlin. I do, too, my friend.

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8/4/10 1:08 P

I read to the bottom because you are hilarious.Lisa

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8/4/10 11:06 A

Of course I read all the way to the bottom...I'd never want to miss any of your "jewels"!

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8/4/10 10:11 A

Thanks Ray!! You made me chuckle today.

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8/4/10 7:57 A

I loved this one, since I was a Girl Scout! LOL

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanuts, then what are girl scout cookies made of?

Answer is: sugar & spice and everything nice!!

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8/4/10 5:34 A

Loved it all the way to the bottom!

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8/4/10 5:23 A

Good way to start my morning

Edited by: GOODHAPPENS1 at: 8/4/2010 (05:25)

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8/3/10 11:46 P

I did also, thanks Ray for those Hmmm moments!

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8/3/10 11:25 P

I did!

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8/3/10 11:18 P

I loved it all the way to the bottom!

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8/3/10 10:42 P

Those are very thought provoking and I did read all the way to the bottom!!!!

thanks Ray!

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8/3/10 10:28 P

How do you write zero in Roman Numerals?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can they still hear their walkman?

If Athlete's get Athletes foot, Do astronauts get mistletoe?

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy all of her friends?

If Blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanuts, then what are girl scout cookies made of?

If space is a vacuum then who changes the bag?

If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards will you gain weight?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do they call it "Chili" if it's hot?

Why do we sing "take me out to the ball game" If we're already here?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "Rush Hour"?

If swimming is good for your shape, How do you explain whales?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, would we ever know?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

When we say something is out of whack... Whats a whack?

Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?

Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?

Why is it called after dark when it's really after light?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

How many read all the way to the bottom?

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