To Sir, With Love.
here's another teachery one ;-)
Person 1: "Can you spell?
Person 2: Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday. We can spell "difficulty".
P1: You couldn't spell "difficulty" if your life depended on it.
P2: She taught us with a poem.
P1: A poem? How sweet. What poem would that be?
P2: Mrs. D, Mrs. I. Mrs. F-F-I. Mrs. C, Mrs. U., Mrs. L-T-Y.
P1: Why are all these women married? "Mrs. D, Mrs. I"? You're supposed to be teaching spelling, not poetry!"
"Forget regret or life is yours to miss. No other road. No other way. No day but today" -RENT
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