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3/23/12 9:36 A

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Matilda

Here's one I'll give a sparkgoodie for:

Person1: His first pair of shoes.
Person 2: Help me doctor. What's he afraid of?
Person 1: He has never worn shoes.

Tomorrow never dies.


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8/18/11 10:23 A

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To Sir, With Love.


here's another teachery one ;-)

Person 1: "Can you spell?
Person 2: Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday. We can spell "difficulty".
P1: You couldn't spell "difficulty" if your life depended on it.
P2: She taught us with a poem.
P1: A poem? How sweet. What poem would that be?
P2: Mrs. D, Mrs. I. Mrs. F-F-I. Mrs. C, Mrs. U., Mrs. L-T-Y.
P1: Why are all these women married? "Mrs. D, Mrs. I"? You're supposed to be teaching spelling, not poetry!"


"Forget regret or life is yours to miss. No other road. No other way. No day but today" -RENT




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8/16/11 6:39 A

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It's from Hercules!!

How about this one?? You potential teachers out there!!! I'll give you a hint, the movie is not recent and is about a teacher.

"I am sick of your foul language, your crude behavior and your sluttish manner. There are certain things a decent woman keeps private, and only a filthy slut would have done this and those who stood by and encouraged her are just as bad. I don't care who's responsible - you're all to blame. Now, I am going to leave this room for five minutes by which time that disgusting object had better be removed and the windows opened to clear away the stench. If you must play these filthy games, do them in your homes, and not in my classroom!"


Edited by: ENUFFAT at: 8/16/2011 (06:41)
Open your closet. Throw out-- or hand on, or donate--one low-self-worth outfit. Make space for the new.


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7/20/11 10:22 A

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tough one, I'll admit I had to google this one :-)

Charade, yes?

Next quote:

"Someone call IXII!"

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7/19/11 6:57 P

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Aha. That's from Zoolander, right?

Alright, my quote. "I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else."

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7/14/11 11:10 A

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This game is pretty simple. I will start by posting a movie quote. The next person will guess the which movie the quote comes from and will post a new quote for the next person to guess. You can quote a few lines if you need.

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."


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