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12/15/11 10:40 P

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Ouch! Ouch! That hurts! emoticon

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12/15/11 9:12 P

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Red walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks,
"What is that?"
The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."
Red then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
So she buys one.
The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her boss asks,
"What is that shiny object?"
She replies "It's a thermos."
He asks, "What does it do?"
She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
He then asks, "What do you have in there?"
"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."

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12/15/11 3:45 P

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What's green and sings?







Elvis Parsley

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12/15/11 3:44 P

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We always had pickled herring at New Year's. My Grandma was very German

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12/15/11 3:02 P

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I apologize ahead of time, but my family's Swedish Christmas always included pickled herring.


A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.


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12/15/11 6:51 A

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Very funny jokes. I liked them.

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12/13/11 9:10 P

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CAROLJEAN64's Photo CAROLJEAN64 Posts: 11,647
12/13/11 3:48 P

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That's great....exactly what my kids would have said!

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12/13/11 2:26 P

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Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests from the office.

When the dinner was nearly over, Little Johnny went to the kitchen and proudly carried in the first piece of apple pie, giving it to his father who passed it to a guest. Little Johnny came in with a second piece of pie and gave it to his father, who again gave it to a guest.

This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, "It's no use, Dad. The pieces are all the same size."


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12/13/11 1:58 P

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Only if you are a meat eater. emoticon

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12/13/11 12:22 P

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Two vultures approached the gate at the airport each with two dead animals. They were refused entrance to the plane.
Are you ready for this????
Only one carrion allowed per passenger.

Is that a food joke?

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ELAINEROSE5's Photo ELAINEROSE5 Posts: 447
12/13/11 7:30 A

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Since my mother-in-law just sent me two big boxes of sugar items, I'm just gonna say funny!!! UGH!

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12/12/11 10:45 P

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LOL!!!

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12/12/11 10:10 P

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That is funny! emoticon

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12/12/11 10:04 P

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Two cannibals were sitting by a fire and one says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law."
And the other says, "So, try the potatoes."

You can talk to God all you want and that's great, but the changes happen when you start listening to him.

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN OTHERS.




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