Julie, love your subject line and the jokes!!! (I think of myself as an "old hippy", so I got a kick out of that.)
Okay, I'm terrible at jokes in real life, but I searched the web and came up with a few to share to keep the laughter going!
"An angel came before God and was very distraut. He had been looking down on the earth and seeing what a mess we humans had made of it. So he said to God," Didn't I tell you there would be trouble once you made humans "free range?"
"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what does humanitarians eat??!!!"
"McDonalds announced it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. That's good, I suppose...and I guess at least they fatten them up first before they kill them. But isn't that the same thing they do to their customers?!!!"
"A vegan showed his chubby meat eating friend a picture. The picture was strangly of a bar code--the kind like they scan in grocery stores. "Why are you showing me this bar code??" the meat eater ask. Suddenly the vegan looked shocked. "Bar code? What bar code? That's a picture of me and my vegan friends standing in line together!" (Okay, that's kinda cruel towards us vegans...but nobody is gonna mistake me for a bar code...not yet, anyway! LOL!)
Edited by: GENTLEVIKING at: 8/31/2012 (04:19)
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Several weeks ago someone on Facebook posted a picture of a chicken crossing the road with the caption: "I hope to someday to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road and not have it's motives questioned."
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I gave a humorous speech at my Toastmasters club this morning with that title. Had a blast. Thought I'd share a series of chicken crossing the road jokes:
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Colonel Sanders was chasing her! Why did the vegetarian cross the road? To protest for the chicken, man! (with a fist pump) Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken.
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