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TABSNPICKLES's Photo TABSNPICKLES Posts: 5,626
10/24/07 5:56 A

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I have more daft things in Doin it again (the right way) look up jokes and need a laugh!



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"Live alot, love a few, BUT ALWAYS paddle your own canoe"

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SUZCUCCH's Photo SUZCUCCH Posts: 1,842
10/23/07 5:33 P

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That's hysterical!

I'm totally emailing that to all of my female friends! Sadly, my male friends will laugh and think "Damn straight!"

Buttholes...

PS - I LOVE your quotes! They're great!




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TABSNPICKLES's Photo TABSNPICKLES Posts: 5,626
10/22/07 9:15 A

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I thought it almost appropriate!!!and I would like a man around some times - like to fix the tv ariel and screw decent hinges on the shed door and replace all the handles in the house ( the door locks are getting worn and it takes a bit of a shove to get into some rooms - scarry if you find yourself locked in the loo!!!)
But then i don't want a beer swilling tv addict gaming addict guy either!

Gonna be a bear!

TL : Doing it with problems; Sparkpeople UK;

"Live alot, love a few, BUT ALWAYS paddle your own canoe"

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"to be Calm is the highest achievement of all..


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10/22/07 9:07 A

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lol

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TABSNPICKLES's Photo TABSNPICKLES Posts: 5,626
10/22/07 5:15 A

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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.







MAN'S LOVE POEM


I pray for a deaf-mute nymph*maniac with

huge b**bs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.











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TL : Doing it with problems; Sparkpeople UK;

"Live alot, love a few, BUT ALWAYS paddle your own canoe"

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"to be Calm is the highest achievement of all..


 current weight: 216.0 
 
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243.75
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