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6/26/09 3:39 P

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Fable definitely has some unique properties! Thanks for the chuckle!

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6/26/09 3:26 P

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HAHAHAHAHA! I believe Fable is of the "Zooooom around and see what I can get into" breed of Poodles!



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6/26/09 2:05 P

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Pet dogs shed.........................Show dogs blow coat .... Fable gets nappy
Pet dogs are in heat.................Show dogs come into season .. Fable has PMS
Pet dogs trot...........................Show dogs gait or move... Fable boings like a lambykins
Pet dogs stand........................Show dogs stack ... Fable runs around like a psycho
Pet dogs get a bath.................Show dogs are groomed .... Fable gets her wig snatched, honey
Pet dogs beg for treats...........Show dogs bait .....Fable is all nose
Pet dogs poop........................Show dogs toilet or eliminate ... Fable gets busy
Pet dogs bark at other dogs....Show dogs spar... Fable's mouth- its way too loud!

LOL I actually say those things. She was a show dog. Now she's just a hot mess hee hee

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6/22/09 9:57 P

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I guess they really wouldn't show april. She has the cutest slightly crooked bottom teeth! I think it's precious but obviously, those show people would be aghast!!!

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6/22/09 4:36 P

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Bob was being groomed to be a show dog too. But one of his testicals never decended so he was pretty much worthless as a show dog. One of his show pictures is on my sparks page. its pretty funny.

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hahahahaha...I love that movie..."what about Bob?" what a funny Precious name! lol

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6/22/09 1:14 P

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HAHAHAHA I love it, what about Bob!

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Someone the other day asked me about Bob. They wanted to know what his "precious name" was. I had never heard that term before. But it means the name they are registered under. Bob was already named and registered when we got him. His name is "What about Bob". Weird huh"

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Funny! My first standard was the runt of a show litter--and (oh no!) he had a crooked tooth! :)
I love watching those dog shows on TV--and rooting on the poodles!--but I'm with Mary in Ala. Parades are the best! We have one here called the Reindog Parade at Christmas time, and all the doggies show off their best holiday (howliday?) gear!




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6/21/09 7:41 P

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HAHAHA! and ummmm this is why I don't go to shows. I do however go to things like Doo Dah Day Parade (doggie parade)!!!!

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That is very funny! Breea came from a family that had show dogs and I recognize some of the lingo.
Thanks for sharing it!


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What a hoot Deb! emoticon

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Deb, that's funny!


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Show people will enjoy this....

Pet dogs shed.........................Show dogs blow coat
Pet dogs are in heat.................Show dogs come into season
Pet dogs trot...........................Show dogs gait or move
Pet dogs stand........................Show dogs stack
Pet dogs get a bath.................Show dogs are groomed
Pet dogs beg for treats...........Show dogs bait
Pet dogs poop........................Show dogs toilet or eliminate
Pet dogs bark at other dogs....Show dogs spar

Dog Show Definitions...
1. Great stud dog....Mounts anything that can fog a mirror
2. Excels in movement....if he gets loose, run like hell
3. Personality Plus....Wakes up if you put liver up his nose
4. Good Bite....Missed the judge, got the steward
5. Large boned....Looks like a Clydesdale
6. Good obedience prospect...Smart enough to come in from the rain, but
ugly
7. Quiet and good natured...in his kennel
8. Excels in type and style...However, moves like a spider on speed
9. Won in stiff competition...Beat four puppies and a 9-year old novice dog
10. Multiple group winner...At two puppy matches
11. Pointed...His head is shaped like a carrot
12. Noted Judge...He put up our dog
13. Respected Judge...He put up our dog twice
14. Esteemed Judge...He puts up anything that crawls
15. Specialty Judge...Put up anything that looks like his own breeding
16. Won in heavy competition...The other dogs were revoltingly overweight
17. Shown sparingly...Only when we had it in the bag
18. Show Prospect...He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, and 1 tail
19. Finished in 5 shows...And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon
20. Well balanced...Straight as a stick, front and rear
21. Handled brilliantly by...Nobody else can get near him
22. At stud to "approved" bitches...Those bitches whose owner's check is
good
23. Linebred from famous champions...Ch. Whoozitz appears twice 6th
generation
24. Terrific brood bitch...Her conformation is the pits, but she
conceives big litters
25. Wins another Best in Show...His second, under the same judge, our uncle



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