Whenever the preschool teacher handed out boxes of crayons for coloring one little 4 year old always put the white one back on the shelf. So one day when the teacher asked him way he always put the white color back on the shelf, he replied. "Because the white one don't work."
I will learn the difference between an excuse and a real problem. I will keep a positive attitude.
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A woman goes to the grocery store n asks where's the milk? The grocer says it is in the dairy.......She responds, no its not, he says yes it is, she says no its not as I was at the dairy n all I saw was cows!!!!!!!
The obstacle course of life will never stop those who persevere.
New one I also shared with my A Course in Miracles team"
Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys. So the boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the boys. The priest asks to speak to the boys alone, requesting to see the youngest first. The young boy comes in and sits at a large table across the room from the priest. The priest looks at the boy, points at him and, trying to emphasize that God is in everyone, asks, "Where is God?" The boy looks around the room and back at the priest and says nothing. Again, the priest points at the boy and in a louder voice asks, "Where is God?" The boy says nothing. The priest walks around the table, pointing inches from the boy’s face and asks again, "Where is God?" The boy jumps out of his chair and runs out the door. The boy runs right home, grabs his older brother and says to him, "We are in BIG trouble!" His brother replies, "We haven't done anything!" The younger brother replies, "God's missing, and they think we did it!"
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Co-leader A Course in Miracles Spark Team Co-leader Toastmasters Spark Team Co-leader Lesbian Fiction Readers Spark Team Co-leader South Suburbs-Fan the Spark team
President of West Suburban Toastmasters, Club 930, La Grange Park, IL
"It seems to me that most folks are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. " Abraham Lincoln
I AM ...One Life, One Spirit, One God, One Love....I AM
Winna Wolf, Colorado/Wyoming border They say that grass is greener on the other side but- have you ever flipped it over?? My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.
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