LOL about the panting on the phone sex line!! LOL!! That is so funny!
How to start eating healthy when you don't like vegetables...hmmm. I'm in agreement, start small, add one thing at a time...and don't add something you are sure you'll hate. If the thought of spinach makes you vomit, don't force yourself to eat it! LOL! There is a really nice veggie drink that Bolthouse Farms makes, not at all like V-8, more like a yummy fruit smoothie, but it is full of veggies--really good for you!
Do you cook for yourself, or do you eat out a lot? Making soup is dead easy, and you can hide all kinds of veggies in a soup if you whiz it up in the food processor.
Remember, you are the person that will benefit from these changes. Your mom isn't standing over your shoulder making you do this (screw off, Mom!), you are doing this for YOU, and you will feel so much better as you give your body healthy fuel.
And fruit is healthy food, too. Eat extra fruit if you can't add many veggies. You've gotta start somewhere!
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