A reporter was interviewing a 104-year-old woman and he asked, ‘And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?'.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Always Remember This:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
Hope these started your day with a smile.
"Pray with hope that we use the day ahead as a most precious gift of time"
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"For the moment all discipline seems painful rather than pleasant, later it yields the peaceful fruits of righteousness to those who have been trained by it." ~ HEBREWS 12:11
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