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8/18/13 1:43 P

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Okay this one is not actually the kiddos but still funny. We were talking about penguins and while shopping with my husband at a computer store we found a National Geographic "hatch a penguin" kit. It was an egg with one of those animals inside that grows in water and then shrinks back to normal size when it dries out.
I asked our cook for a container to put the egg in. She was really concerned when she asked me what it was. I said a penguin egg. She was like " what are you going to do with it when it hatches?'
Then I explained what it was. She was not the only one that asked that and several parents thought that the children were making it up. It was a fun experiment and once everyone realized what it was it was even better.

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12/5/12 4:37 P

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today i had a lil guy at lunch time say out of the blue-MY dad farts alot and i dont know why!


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4/7/12 10:15 A

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I have been in daycare for sooo long. There are so many funny things that have been said - writing them down is a good idea - even just for laughs on those rough days.

I was trying to think of stories that I retell because of just how funny they are. My favorite is "You aren't supposed to eat babies!" But I am sure there are many that I have forgotten. A co-worker and I were discussing this the other day - all the stories we could tell if we could just remember them all.

We had one little boy in our class - when she and I were in the same class that loved to talk to her - especially when they were potty training. One day he told her that his Daddy had a big wee wee and he was going to have one too! She said she could never look at the Dad the same again. This same boy maybe a year or so later - was in the restroom with a younger child - 2 potties in the same restroom in this classroom. He looked really distraught and she asked him what was wrong - He said " I just don't understand it." She didn't know what he was talking about so she asked - "Don't understand what buddy?" His answer - "He is younger than me but his wee wee (Not sure he still called it this but) is bigger." She had to leave the restroom - control her laughter and then come back and explain that they come in all different sizes and that it was ok. Boys will be boys I guess. Not something he really dwelled on but was mentioned these two times. He is now moved on to BIG SCHOOL - wonder if he still has interesting conversations with his teacher?

Hope this doesn't offend anyone - these were real conversations. It is just funny to think about how a child's brain works.

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4/4/12 11:32 A

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oh tooo funny!!!!! i have this 3 yr old girl that says funny things all day long i should write them down and maybe write a book im sure we all could!

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4/3/12 8:11 P

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Today we had the monthly tornado drills in our town. Just so happened that two of my children were in the bathroom when they went off. One was in the process of wiping, the other was changing clothes due to an accident. Come to find out that one of the sibling in the other room was also being changed. So he was brought to the hallway without a diaper. Anyway - the one who was wiping was so afraid that she was going to get in trouble because she hadn't wiped well. I just kept telling her it was ok and if we needed to she would be changed. She said "Why does weather keep doing this to us?" It was so funny. She was so frustrated but then she laughed later when I reminded her that this one was just practice!!!

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4/2/12 10:52 P

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Thats very interesting!!!!!!

If it is to be, it is up to me.

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4/1/12 10:25 A

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The oddest thing I think that happened to me at this center. We had a little girl that when they would drive by the cemetery on the way to school would ask her Mommies what all those people where doing. There was no one there. So finally one day she came in and said - "I see dead people." I guess her parents were discussing what was going on and guessed that she must be seeing something that adults couldn't see and had said it to each other. So she announced it to the class.

It was a very odd moment because the other children all had lots of questions for her and me. I didn't know how to answer. So I had to send a note home to parents kind of describing what had happened and the discussions that were coming from it. INTERESTING.

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3/27/12 9:33 P

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Today, I have to call a parent to pick up a child because she was sick. When Dad came to pick up the sick child, he said he wanted to pick up her older sibling too. So I went to the room to tell her that her Dad was here and she asked why? (OF COURSE) I explained that her sister was sick so dad needed to pick her up. And she said, "BUT I'M NOT SICK." Dad said - "ok you can stay Mom will pick you up later." She stopped looked around the room at everyone on their cots and said, "UMMM, I think I will go with you."

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3/26/12 9:53 P

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Too funny!!!!

I had a 3 yr old today say " your picture is wonderful Mylee!!!"


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3/23/12 4:54 P

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ok I got one. Once one of our employees was Pregnant. A little boy kicked her and we explained to him that he shouldn't kick her because she had a baby in her tummy. He got this awful look on his face and Looked at the employee and said " MS. C You shouldn't eat babies that is not nice."

We had such a hard time keeping from laughing. Then we had to tell his mom what happened. She said that he had not been around anyone who was pregnant and that they had not had that conversation.

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3/22/12 9:52 A

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i had a lil girl say "Tamiiiiiiiiii im done! i said done with what-she said you need to wipe my butt i said you can do it..she said im not grown up yet ..so i said when will you be grown up? she said .......in 30 mins!!!!!

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3/22/12 9:50 A

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not sure if thats the correct saying (the topic name here lol)

there is sooo many funny things kids say or do..thought it would be fun to post ..share and giggle!

If it is to be, it is up to me.

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