This story is from a 2 years ago, but its true and hilarious.
So I was doing my daily cardio of walking around the lake on the 3 mile paved trail while puching my kids in the double Graco stroller. I had just bought and was wearing my new grey stretch pants. About half way around, I realized how badly Ihad to pee. You can tell where this is going....Then I realized how weak my Kegel muscles were when I was holding it as hard as I could but could still feel my pants getting wet. My grey pants. Wishing I had chose a different day to wear grey, since grey obviously turns darker when wet....I walked with furious intensity to get to the potty.
Oh but you think thats the end....it is not. My oldest daughter (2.5 at the time) was in the middle of potty training herself. She turned around in the stroller and screamed "Mommy, you had an accident in your panties!" So I reply" Yes, yes Mollie, I did".....
Oh still not over....Still booking my tail trying to get to the potty. I run into someone I know, of course. They look down and rather than deny the fact i peed myself I simply say "Cant talk now, after giving birth to 2 kids, I am painfully aware of the toll it has taken on my pelvic muscles and bladder. Tata." Both of us laughed.
To this day, I put on a poise pad when I go for a walk more than 1 mile.
Im sure working with these weights now, Ill have a new stroy to tell in no time. :)
Just for today
Progress not Perfection
If its important you will make time, If its not you will make an excuse
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