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If you tell God no because He won't explain the reason He wants you to do something, you are actually hindering His blessing. But when you say yes to Him, all of heaven opens to pour out His goodness and reward your obedience. What matters more than material blessings are the things He is teaching us in our spirit.
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"A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip." Billy Graham." christian-quotes.ochristian.com/Bill
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
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As soon as I stepped into the urgent-care facility in my hometown, I could see the place was packed with patients. The nurses and doctors all seemed frazzled.

I discovered just how frazzled when a doctor walked into the room, pulled out his examination light, pointed it in my ear, and instructed me, "Say, 'Ah.' www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/frazzl
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A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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Teacher: "Did you know it takes 10 sheep
to make 1 sweater?"
Student: "I didn't know that sheep could knit !" www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.peopl
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A Must See the movie
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No Intelligence Allowed!




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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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A Must See the movie
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No Intelligence Allowed!




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The Price Of Oranges

Mrs. Golden was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She
approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?"

"Two for a quarter," answered the vendor.

"How much is just one?" she asked.

"Fifteen cents," answered the vendor.

"Then I'll take the other one," said Mrs. Golden.
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were questioning a man when they were suddenly called away on another emergency. To the horror of my sister and her colleagues, the man was left alone in the unlocked room. ..."

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Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"True Confession"
The husband said:
"The last fight was my fault.
My wife asked what's on TV and I said dust." www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.peopl
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Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"To lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back on the crowd.”
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
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Maybe it's not fear we actually fear, but the outcome whether it be success or failure


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“Feed your fears and your faith will starve.
Feed your faith, and your fears will.”
― Max Lucado, Fearless: Imagine Your Life Without Fear www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/2737
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"People are like Potatoes!"

"Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others do... They are called "Speck Tators." More at: www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.peopl
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Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." Ronald Reagan
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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My friend went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
My friend looked at the neighbor and said:
"No, My computer keeps telling me I have mail" More at: www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.tech.
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance."

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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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Guess What I Learned in School Today!"
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
"That's interesting." she said. "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'." www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.kids.
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.' www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.senio
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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This should bring back some old memories....
Remember When...?
Girls had to wear those ugly gym suits?
It took three minutes for the TV to warm up?
Nobody owned a purebred dog?
When a quarter was a decent allowance?
Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces?
You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time? And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading stamps to boot?
Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box?
They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed. . and they did it!

more at: www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.senio
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed between the pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered:"
"I think it's Adam's suit" www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.kids.
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?" " www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.kids.
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
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A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. www.thoughts-about-god.com/fun/child
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A Must See the movie
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No Intelligence Allowed!




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"Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer." Ronald Reagen

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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
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A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"A penny saved is a government oversight."

"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement."

"Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?" www.crosswalk.com/culture/humor/bump
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
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A Must See the movie
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No Intelligence Allowed!




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A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly,

"I know what the bible means!"

His father smiled and replied,

"What do you mean, you 'know' what the bible means?"
..................................more
the young boy replied excitedly,

"It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'"

www.thoughts-about-god.com/fun/laugh
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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"Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet, with a few nuts."
"Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside."
"Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground" www.thoughts-about-god.com/fun/words
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
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A Must See the movie
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While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
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Proverbs 18: 10
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A Must See the movie
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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." www.thoughts-about-god.com/fun/holy-
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Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about.
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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
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Teacher: "Did you know it takes 10 sheep
to make 1 sweater?"
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TRUE!!

"True Confession"
The husband said:
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My wife asked what's on TV and I said dust." www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.peopl
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The Spoons Have It

One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling
her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered the
class to the stoves to prepare their assignments, she said, "Don't
forget to use wooden spoons."

.....

"Because," she replied, "if I had to sit here listening to all your
metal spoons banging against metal pots, I'd go nuts."

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

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A man is talking to God.

The man: God, how long is a million years?
God: To me, it’s about a minute.
The man: God, how much is a million dollars?
God: To me it’s a penny.
The man: God, may I have a penny?
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One should eat to live, not live to eat."
~Author Unknown
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"Laughter is an instant vacation." ~Milton Berle
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Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
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My Country"
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags.
She pointed to the American flag and asked, "What flag is this?"
A little girl called out, "That's the flag of our country."
"Very good," the teacher said. "And what is the name of our country?"
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A Logical Explanation?"
Little Gordie, age 4, came home covered in mud from head to toe.
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It's OK Mom"
Mother had just finished waxing the floors when she heard her young son open the kitchen door.
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" he asked.

"Why, God tells me."

"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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"Who's Scared?"
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy.
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Funny One-liners
1. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
2. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
3. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

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When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup,
the doctor said, "You have a cute baby."

Smiling, I said, "I'll bet you say that to all the new parents."

"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies are really good-looking."

"So what do you say to the others?" I asked.

"He looks just like you."

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In Sympathy"
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you are stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.
The teacher was surprised, but realized this was an opportune moment to help a child.
"Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" she asked.
"No, ma'am," Johnny replied, "but I hated to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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More Funny One Liners

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

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There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation:

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family bible to her brother in another part of the country.

"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.

"Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady. www.thoughts-about-god.com/fun/laugh
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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Humor is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles.

-Stan Tole www.thoughts-about-god.com/quotes/qu
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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A Illinois senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-90, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Illinois State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this! "and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Illinois State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper. (from a friends blog)

”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He said, "Call for backup." www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.peopl
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

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"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
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