Checking in kinda late. Today was a weird one for sure. My eating's been pretty erratic, but only because my food's been on the low side. Stress, for once, has made me lose my appetite.
I was trying to resolve the work issue I have with an extremely toxic co-worker this morning. She insisted that we go to an empty conference room to "talk". She essentially lectured me for 20 minutes (to what end I don't know, I had already apologized, as was proper based on my behavior to her last Friday). So I was losing patience (and losing interest as well) when she finally put her foot firmly in her mouth.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is not in vain that I play online video games. There is a form of gameplay called PvP: Player vs. Player. It is not my strong suit, though I do enjoy it.
When she left me that opening I proceeded to give the Oscar-winning performance of a lifetime, full of indignation, horror, and outrage. I theatrically burst into tears, called her an "awful witch", and staggered off to a distant ladies room to (as far as she knew) have a complete breakdown.
I carried it off in one take. When I got to the ladies room I actually burst into laughter. I had snowed her big-big! In PvP terms, she was in the graveyard talking to the spirit healer and I was t-bagging her abandoned corpse.
There was an epilogue to this "meeting". I ran into her as I was making my way back to my office and she looked truly horrified. (Probably figured I was going to report her to the boss for the comment she had made that had SOOOOOO crossed the line.) Dragged me back to the conference room where I proceeded to TOP my previous performance. I will be milking this one for YEARS to come!
I will sleep well tonight.
Edited by: WOUBBIE at: 3/22/2013 (21:35)
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