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11/7/07 2:28 P

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Oh, what did I say really? I said I like women over 40. I've talked about some of the women who "influenced" me when I was younger so to say, I don't like them would be kind of a lie. It just sounded to me like Andy got into a fight at home over staring at a 20 something intern a bit too long and had to say that so his woman over 40 wouldn't shoot him.

Gail, you should be comfortable in your skin by now.

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Your welcome Toasty. Made me feel pretty good too. I have to admit, I'm much more comfortable in my skin now than when I was younger; much more sure of myself too.

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Don't make excuses, make changes.

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11/7/07 12:48 P

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Thanks for that Gail - I don't feel so old now!!! lol

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So maybe our Russ likes a woman who's a bit older, whose a bit wiser to the ways of the world, who's not afraid to speak her mind...hmmm??

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Oh gee thanks Russ.

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

See my photos on Flickr.
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11/7/07 12:06 P

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While there are some truths to that (Women who remember what the 70s and 80s are rock), it does leave me with one unanswered question:

Is Andy Rooney unburdening his soul so that he can get into Heaven now?

I have not failed, I've just proven 10,000 ways that do not work ~ Thomas Edison


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Excerpt from Andy Rooney on 60 minutes......

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game , she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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