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12/1/07 8:02 P

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'fancy'

real world meaning: now THAT is different.

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DARK_KITTY's Photo DARK_KITTY Posts: 16,387
11/30/07 6:52 P

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MMM...Members Motivating Members!...

~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


Never be bullied into silence !








 
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GRALLEN's Photo GRALLEN Posts: 20,067
11/30/07 6:47 P

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What team did you leave Kitty??

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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DARK_KITTY's Photo DARK_KITTY Posts: 16,387
11/30/07 6:01 P

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hahaha...thats how I felt when I decided to leave my team tonight !

~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


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*DEVA*'s Photo *DEVA* Posts: 3,883
11/30/07 5:52 P

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'i'm feeling some kind of way right now'

real world meaning: 'if you don't stop talking IMMEDIATELY there may be violence'

DeVa

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DARK_KITTY's Photo DARK_KITTY Posts: 16,387
10/27/07 9:01 A

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Oops...sorry Becca, sometimes I am just a bad bad Kitty...



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~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

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BECADCOX's Photo BECADCOX Posts: 1,405
10/27/07 2:13 A

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OK, Gingersnap and Roe. You two can go off now and have your own little side conversation. This thread was supposed to be about DOUBLE meanings, and I think that everyone knows exactly what your one meaning is.
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"Persistence:
If something didnít turn out just right, I moved around it and adapted. I didnít let one step back stop me from moving forward."


DARK_KITTY's Photo DARK_KITTY Posts: 16,387
10/26/07 4:04 P

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I deserve every one of em too !


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~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

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LOEGAIRE's Photo LOEGAIRE Posts: 12,385
10/26/07 4:03 P

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Ooooo...VERY bad!

*mega-spanks!*

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience usually comes from bad judgement.
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Live each day as if it's your last, because one day you'll be right.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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I have no shift key and I must scream.


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DARK_KITTY's Photo DARK_KITTY Posts: 16,387
10/26/07 4:01 P

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er...would rather be rubbed wet :) Oh my...that was BAD !

sorry guys !

~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


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LOEGAIRE's Photo LOEGAIRE Posts: 12,385
10/26/07 4:00 P

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Shall I rub you dry?

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience usually comes from bad judgement.
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Live each day as if it's your last, because one day you'll be right.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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I have no shift key and I must scream.


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DARK_KITTY's Photo DARK_KITTY Posts: 16,387
10/26/07 3:58 P

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Ooooo, thanks for the scratches ...I was itchy ! just got out of the shower

~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


Never be bullied into silence !








 
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LOEGAIRE's Photo LOEGAIRE Posts: 12,385
10/26/07 3:57 P

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*strokes and skritches the kitty*

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience usually comes from bad judgement.
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Live each day as if it's your last, because one day you'll be right.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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I have no shift key and I must scream.


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DARK_KITTY's Photo DARK_KITTY Posts: 16,387
10/26/07 3:56 P

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purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

*walks around rubbing herself against Loe and Russ's legs*

Edited by: DARK_KITTY at: 10/26/2007 (15:56)
~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


Never be bullied into silence !








 
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DARK_KITTY's Photo DARK_KITTY Posts: 16,387
10/26/07 3:46 P

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hehehe

~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


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LOEGAIRE's Photo LOEGAIRE Posts: 12,385
10/26/07 3:43 P

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LOL@Russ!

Exactly!

"This'll take a few minutes, if you want to take a break or have some other stuff you can do."

IT meaning. "Don't hover!!"

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience usually comes from bad judgement.
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Live each day as if it's your last, because one day you'll be right.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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RUSS1985's Photo RUSS1985 Posts: 3,365
10/26/07 3:36 P

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"Let me get back to you on that."
Real world meaning: "I need time to put together a response."
IT meaning: "I have no clue how we're going to fix this mess and I can't think with you standing here! Go away now! Shoo! Shoo!"

I have not failed, I've just proven 10,000 ways that do not work ~ Thomas Edison


I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
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TINKERBELL74's Photo TINKERBELL74 Posts: 776
10/26/07 2:17 P

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LOL!!!! My favourite is when I say, 'I'm sure I like this outfit.' My darling says that means, 'I'm going to go shopping again, give me your credit cards!'

~*TINKERBELL*~

You are not what you were born, but what you have it in yourself to be.
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~~JACQUELINE~~'s Photo ~~JACQUELINE~~ Posts: 4,344
10/26/07 1:43 P

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Like, when my Hubby says "we don't have to get that right now do we?" I interpret this as "we'll get it another time" HE means "I'll get out of buying it this way"

~Jacky~

It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.

(Thank you Jimmy Carr!)



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LOEGAIRE's Photo LOEGAIRE Posts: 12,385
10/26/07 12:51 P

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"I don't have time right now."

When YOU say it, it means you're too busy.

When your tech support guy says it, it means "I don't know how to fix it."

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience usually comes from bad judgement.
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Live each day as if it's your last, because one day you'll be right.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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I have no shift key and I must scream.


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BECADCOX's Photo BECADCOX Posts: 1,405
10/26/07 12:07 P

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Ha! More! Anyone got any that they can add?

"Persistence:
If something didnít turn out just right, I moved around it and adapted. I didnít let one step back stop me from moving forward."


DARK_KITTY's Photo DARK_KITTY Posts: 16,387
10/26/07 9:23 A

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ROTFLMFAO@Blackheart !

~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


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GRALLEN's Photo GRALLEN Posts: 20,067
10/26/07 9:20 A

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These are on my page but thought I'd post them here for everyone to see. Enjoy!

Words with two meanings.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

See my photos on Flickr.
www.flickr.com/photos/blackheart904/

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